Let’s get lit ugly funny happy hanukkah chanukah classic shirt

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I’ll cut the Let’s get lit ugly funny happy hanukkah chanukah classic shirt and I love this power and bring down all the clothes rails from upstairs. I’ll put hanging clothes around the living room and the kitchen obscuring everything. I’ll Crouch down in a corner behind a box holding my most deadly knife and 1m crowbar. I’ll stay extremely still as they break in and try to navigate past all of the hanging clothes. In the moment I get half a chance I will hit them round the head with the crowbar and put the knife into them before they hit the floor. Considering I do not live in the USA, and that owning a gun in my country is close to illegal, let’s assume I have no guns at home. First: Call 112. “HELPOHGODCRAZYGUYCOMINGHOMEKILLMEOHGODOHGODOHGOD!!”. Then grab the Katana that I have hanging on the wall over the TV. It is sharpened, well cared for. Defend myself.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.