Lawyer Be A Lawyer They Said It Will Be Fun They Said T-Shirt

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Lawyer Be A Lawyer They Said It Will Be Fun They Said T-Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

When man opens door, I will be in the Lawyer Be A Lawyer They Said It Will Be Fun They Said T-Shirt and by the same token and hallway wearing a full Darth Vader suit and holding a katana (cause lightsabers don’t exist:(). At the right time I will throw a vase at him like I’m using the force. While he’s distracted, I will run at him and stab him with the katana. I will look straight into his eyes and say “I am your father” Have a painfully crushing four-minute internal debate over which gun I’m willing to lose for the duration of the inevitable self-defense investigation. He may have the intention to kill me, but I have the old hunting rifle of my father, and the knowledge to make mustard gas. If I die he does as well Fill that fucker full of more lead than a glass of water from flint Michigan. Right when he enters whisper “You want to play a game?”

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.