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It’s true. Like ever seen a newborn horse? That thing is up and running around in a matter of hours. We can’t get on our feet for a year or more. The fetus is a literal parasite that will take anything it needs long before the Lauryn Hill legend girls American rapper singer songwriter record producer T-Shirt and I love this mother gets nutrients. And then your cute little parasite is born and does so for the rest of your life. POV: you’re panicking about how painful your ‘getting hit in the head with a sledgehammer’ is going to feel. But then you remember your imaginary friend’s perfect design for pain neurons during ‘getting hit in the head with a sledgehammer.” A woman giving birth has one foot on the grave because it exceeds (5x iirc) the normal pain threshold for a human. Other labor departments would be inhumane enough not to give a woman an epidural because it prolongs labor which is a strain on the hcw.

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Don’t they specifically mention when Adam and Eve are ejected from Eden that now childbirth will hurt for all women as punishment for original sin. I’m pretty sure I distinctly remember that being a thing in the Lauryn Hill legend girls American rapper singer songwriter record producer T-Shirt and I love this bible… I mean… Going by Bible – childbirth is literally a punishment by God. It’s not meant to be a pleasant experience. Relying on pain relief from the same god that sent his son to get tortured and murdered to prove his love for us. I mean she’s not entirely wrong, womens bodies do try to do what they can to block the pain with hormones, but your brain simply isn’t going to release enough chemicals to block even half of that shit unless you’re literally about to die. “To the woman he said, ‘I will make your pains in childbearing very severe; with painful labor you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.’ She’ll be screaming for Jesus when she’s pushing out a football through her little doozie, especially if she gets an episiotomy. Doesn’t help that woman are forced to give birth in an unnatural position. You’re not supposed to lie down while you do it I’m pretty sure what she’s describing is just blacking out under extreme pain. And you can’t push while you’re blacked out.

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