Lauryn Hill II Retro Pixel II 70S American rapper singer-songwriter record producer and actress T-Shirt

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If the Lauryn Hill II Retro Pixel II 70S American rapper singer-songwriter record producer and actress T-Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this parents survive long enough to see it, I bet they’ll jump through gymnastic mental hoops to blame the kids Maintenance came out a couple months back and I’ve never talked to the guy before. I’m at my laptop doing work and we’re making small talk while he does his inspection. He saw my daughters sax and mentioned his kids use to be very active with marching band in the area until college. According to him their marching band use to be the best around, until a certain group of people ruined. I wasn’t sure what direction this was going to go. I live in a relatively diverse town on the border with Canada, so I asked which people. It took every facet of my strength to withhold the uproar of laughter when he said, “the gays ruined marching band.” Apparently they don’t contribute and just join to be center of attention, while the straight kids do all of the work.

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The funniest thing about this line of argument is that the Lauryn Hill II Retro Pixel II 70S American rapper singer-songwriter record producer and actress T-Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this same argument was made 2,500 years ago in an Athenian comedy from the 5th century BC (Aristophanes’ The Clouds). A crusty old conservative challenges his debating opponent on what he thinks is an impossible point– that “the gays”* serve a useful social purpose– and is defeated in the following manner: Oh my ZEUS they’re ALL gay!! I recognize (pointing at people in the audience) him, and him… and him with the long hair… all right, you win… What a bold statement. In my heteronormative city, angrily single quasi-closeted gays were all that held the band together. Thank you for this. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on Reddit in quite a while. I’m gay but I don’t remember ruining any marching bands. But we ruin everything somehow, don’t we? Ha ha ha

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.