Jewish hanukkah gift this is how we jew it classic shirt

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Edit: I do not have anything reasonable in my house and as I am basically atheist with pagan like views on humanity this was my response please do not hate if you disagree. and yes I say this full well knowing I will probably get more hate but life sucks and nobody gives a shit so I wont deal with it. Can the Jewish hanukkah gift this is how we jew it classic shirt moreover I love this cat leave the house? Because I’ll be throwing him over the fence onto the neighbours yard with a note on his collar saying “my owner has been brutally murdered, they have accepted their fate, please keep me safe for a few hours, call this number and my owners friends will pick me up” Then knowing me I’d probably start trying to speed clean the house so the people who find my body don’t know what level of filth I live in. Because he’s praying to Satan whilst simultaneously being pagan and an atheist. I couldn’t have constructed a more oxymoronic statement if I tried.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.