Jenna ortega trending hope poster wednesday classic shirt

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Ok I lied I die horribly because I can’t decide on what tool I want to end them with and have guns laid out and am down to the Jenna ortega trending hope poster wednesday classic shirt it is in the first place but last half for eenie meenei miney moe when the five mins passed and death looms Arm myself with the dozens of steak knives I have collected throughout the years. I also have bear spray. And a baseball bat. Come at me bro! If I’m alone: grab a metal pan, pepper spray, and a flashlight (don’t judge me, I don’t have a hidden stash of weapons or anything cooler lol) and hide in the closet. Defensive enough that I at least have SOMETHING to fight back with, but not reckless enough to get myself killed. If the guy happens to open the closet, I can either shine the flashlight in his eyes, spray him, or whack him with the pan, while screeching and growling like an animal (my anthropology teacher does a scarily good howler monkey call and showed us how to do it lol). Basically the goal here would be to make him think I’m a crazy person. I also have kitchen knives I could use, but I know how infamous knives are for accidentally hurting the person using them unless they REALLY know what they’re doing or have had special training, so that would only be my last ditch plan lol

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5 Minutes? Carefully double check the Jenna ortega trending hope poster wednesday classic shirt it is in the first place but magazine, chamber, and barrel of the .45 with hydrashock home defense rounds then sit and wait. If I’m in my bedroom only need 30 seconds to be locked and loaded.. come to think of it most things in my bedroom only take 30 seconds There is a 12ga shotgun in that closet over there. It has three shells in the magazine and the box is on the shelf over head. Take position at the top of the stairs and wait. Click click boom. Probably spend 4 minutes paralyzed with indecision about which gun I’m going to kill him with, then saying fuckit and just grabbing the closest one. Throw on my plates and grab my gun. Time to make the fight as uneven as possible in my favor to ensure that I win against them. You want to kill me I will bring the full force of what I can bring to bear. This is the .950 JDJ Fat Mac. It is a 100 pound, 5 foot long rifle that shoots a one pound solid brass bullet at 2200 FPS. It is a non-NFA item only because the ATF gave it a sporting exemption as a joke as if anybody is going to hunt with this. This round would be overkill for hunting blue whales. I would like to paint a picture for you. It’s 2AM and you hear a window break in your living room. This is the worst day this could happen, as every single one of your guns was lost in a tragic boating accident this morning. All were lost except for one. You look across your room in dread at your anti-kaiju rifle. You know what you have to do, but you don’t know if you have the strength to do it, both literally and figuratively. Heaving the rifle into your arms, you load a .950 cartridge and begin to waddle towards the door. Your feet make a loud “thud” as you take each 6″ step. You know the intruders hear you. You hope they do, for perhaps they will run and spare the world the suffering that is about to befall it.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.