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I went to a sports medicine doctor because I had a strained soleus muscle. I told him I was training for a marathon. He told me “you shouldn’t run, running is hard on your body. Why not take up the Jelly roll only one drink away from the devil shirt and I will buy this stationary bike?” Thank you captain obvious! What kind of sports medicine doctor doesn’t understand the athletes mind? What kind of sports medicine doctor tries to make a stationary bike rider out of a runner? Dude, just be a primary care physician if you’re not there to help athletic minded people get back at their sport. When I got hired at my current job, I had to do a physical. When it was all done, and we were wrapping up, he looked over at me and and told me that for my age height and weight, I should be 165lbs. I’m 6’2” and I’m built large from doing farm work all my life.
Jelly roll only one drink away from the devil shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt
I did gain weight at my job, but when I lost it, I got down to 200lbs and I could tuck my shirt in tight with no rolls. Even the Jelly roll only one drink away from the devil shirt and I will buy this bottom end of my BMI range is higher than that. To get to 165lbs, I’d have to loose any fat and most of my muscle. He was new. I mentioned it to several docs I’ve had over the years and they all disagree with him. Said I shouldn’t go under 190lbs. As for the act, I had my appendix blow up when I was 16yrs old. I ended up in the emergency room. The male nurse said he was gonna save me a needle stick and use a double ended needle to run an IV and draw blood at the same time. Sounds great, but he never put anything on it. So he sticks me and it starts squirting blood all over his scrubs. If I wasn’t in so much pain I’d have given him hell about it.
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| S | 28in | 18in |
| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
| 4XL | 34in | 30in |
| 5XL | 35in | 32in |
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| S | 25in | 16in |
| M | 26in | 17in |
| L | 26.5in | 18in |
| XL | 27in | 19.7in |
| 2XL | 27.9in | 21.6in |
| 3XL | 28.5in | 22.7in |
| Size | Length | Chest |
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| S | 28in | 18in |
| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
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| S | 26in | 20in | 33.5in |
| M | 27in | 22in | 34.5in |
| L | 28in | 24in | 35.5in |
| XL | 29in | 26in | 36.5in |
| 2XL | 30in | 28in | 37.5in |
| 3XL | 31in | 30in | 38.5in |
| 4XL | 32in | 32in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 34in | 33in | 38.5in |
| Size | Length | Chest |
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| S | 27in | 18in |
| M | 28in | 20in |
| L | 29in | 22in |
| XL | 30in | 24in |
| 2XL | 31in | 26in |
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| S | 28in | 18in | 33.5in |
| M | 29in | 20in | 35in |
| L | 30in | 23in | 36.5in |
| XL | 31in | 24in | 38in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in | 39.5in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in | 39.5in |
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| S | 27in | 20in | 34.5in |
| M | 28in | 22in | 35.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 36.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 37.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 32in | 30in | 39in |
| 4XL | 33in | 32in | 39.5in |
| 5XL | 34in | 34in | 40in |
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| S | 6-8 | 20.5in | 16in |
| M | 10-12 | 22in | 17in |
| L | 14-16 | 23.5in | 18in |
| XL | 18-20 | 25in | 19in |
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| S | 6-8 | 21in | 17in |
| M | 10-12 | 22.5in | 18in |
| L | 14-16 | 24in | 19in |
| XL | 18-20 | 25.5in | 20in |
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