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My dad started smoking on the It started out as a harmless hobby had no idea would come to this model aircraft shirt and I will buy this farm at 6 years old. At 10 when his disciplinarian mom was winding up for a second swat, he said “that didn’t hurt. Try harder.” And she did. And again. And, ultimately, when she was done, this obstinate little shit said “that’s the last time. You do it again and you’ll never see me again.” Very excellent story, by the way. I like the writing style. It’s too late to collect my dad’s stories, so we just re-tell what we remember, but you should collect yours like some modern-day Farley Mowat release. This is an old legend men like to tell against standing defiant against their mothers. Never against their fathers for some reason. My dad tells a similar tale and no offense, I think it’s bs. I tried it and my mother took it as a challenge to break me, she just grabbed bigger weapons until she could inflict maximum harm. A 10 year old tougher than a grown, abusive adult. Yeah, right. I feel like I’ve read this story before. I remember trying to visualize the look on Falwell’s stupid ass face as the story unfolded.

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This is one of the It started out as a harmless hobby had no idea would come to this model aircraft shirt and I will buy this best and funniest stories I have read on this site. Thank you from the bottom of my black lil heart for talking to Jerry Falwell like that – I have 2 cousins who were brainwashed into actually attending that shit hole of a school. Thanks for the kind words! If you click on my profile there are more of my stories, some of which may warm you to the bottom of your sweet black lil heart! Exactly why I took the free trip Pensacola Christian college gave kids from my shitty ass fucking religious school. It was a fun read, I guess these kinds of poaces are why theres still a fairly decent amounr of racist ppl in the US? JASON (17), a rebellious teenager with a walkman clipped to his jeans, is packing his bag at the kitchen table. His MOTHER (45), a deeply religious woman, watches him with hopeful eyes. Jason is shocked to see all the men and women on campus are dressed conservatively. Everyone seems to be operating under strict rules. Jason sits in an auditorium with other HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS. On stage is the PRESIDENT OF LIBERTY UNIVERSITY, JERRY FALWELL (60s), a stern man. He’s giving a fiery speech. Jason looks down at the schedule given to him. Jason’s playing video games, eating wood-fired pizza, and watching R-rated movies. He’s having the time of his life.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.