I’m telling you not a shihtzu my mom said a baby shirt

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I bought a train ticket to Cinque Terre for the I’m telling you not a shihtzu my mom said a baby shirt and by the same token and wrong day. The website for buying those things was really awful at the time. Missed out on Cinque Terre, which still chaps my ass, but I met a cool woman in line at the Uffizi and spent the day with her. I was on Buffalo on a business trip, solo flying home. I ate something for lunch that did not agree with me. Pretty sure it was refried beans from a fast food place. That seemed to multiply in volume in my stomach. (This will get a little graphic.) My flight home was at 4 pm that day. I go back to the office after lunch. About 2 pm, I feel sick. I didn’t want to throw up, but figured I have to, I’ll feel better. I did but still felt sick. I leave for the airport right after. I got sick in the bathroom at the airport. Almost didn’t make the flight. Toyed with moving to a 7 pm flight, but decided to just go and get home (Chicago area, fairly short flight.) I’m in the last row of the plane. There was a barf bag in the seat pocket (thank god for that!) As we are rolling down the runway to take off, I really wanted to stand up and say “Stop, I feel sick!”, but I puked into the barg bag instead. I then get in line to use the lav. Nothing coming out the other end. (I think this is a positive.) I puked into the sink. there was still a lot of refried beans and it wouldn’t drain down the sink. Luckily, there were 2 lavatories on the plane. I told a FA about it. She locked it and gave me ginger ale. Got to ORD, got sick again in the bathroom there. Somehow made it to my car. Drove home with my window open for fresh air (it was Dec and lightly snowing.) Got home, now have the dry heaves. Go to bed but still not good. My SO took me to the ER that night. Got a shot in my butt and that stopped the dry heaves. Dr said it was food poisoning, bad going in.

I’m telling you not a shihtzu my mom said a baby shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

Was in India and was flying from Delhi to Leh on a really early flight. We organised a taxi though the I’m telling you not a shihtzu my mom said a baby shirt and by the same token and hotel for like 3am because we didn’t want to have to find one at that time of night on the street. First, he’s late. Second, he’s a kid (my guess was from a village somewhere who’d come to work). Third, he didn’t know how to get to the airport. Fourth, he didn’t speak English. Fifth, he couldn’t read English or Hindi. I know all this because we ended up at India Gate and I knew that was the wrong direction. We got him to stop and got some guy to translate to him we wanted to go to the airport. He then kept stopping and asking for directions. In the end we were giving him directions using google maps. We finally got on the main road out to the airport and there were dual language signs saying “airport”. Thought we were all clear. He started taking random turns and we’re like “NO!” and had to direct him all the way to the freaking terminal. Get out and he’s looking for a tip… No mate. Made it with minutes to spare. Was so unnecessarily stressful.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.