I’m not lazy just trying to sleep on it Sloth life I’ma sleep on it T-Shirt

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I hate when this awkward coincidence happens. But I’m enjoying the I’m not lazy just trying to sleep on it Sloth life I’ma sleep on it T-Shirt Additionally,I will love this mental image of you limping slooooowly down a dark city alley after someone. Sux and not your fault, but slowing down was the wrong choice. Made you look like you were trying to stay behind her. Next time speed up and walk past. Just speed up a little bit to pass ahead of her WHILE saying “Sorry don’t want to startle you! Have a good night” Doesn’t make sense how you slowed down, but still ended up right behind her in a small alleyway. Like you have to be terrible at keeping a slow pace. Next time just take a short detour, even one time up and down the block should get you more than enough space to breathe easily. Don’t walk the exact same speed as someone right behind them. You said you slowed down, but then she turned and almost pepper sprayed you. If you slowed down, why were you still right behind her? If you slowed down to be slower, she should have been getting away. If you slowed down to be the same speed as her, right behind her, that’s what creeped her out. It’s very easy to just stop for 30 seconds and look at your phone, or cross the street, or take a different path, or just call out and say, “by the way, I’m heading home to X street, not following you” What concerned her was the fact you dropped off, that shits suspicious. Next time change direction or what side of the road you’re on – you could obviously tell she was nervous

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Funny story happened to me similar to this. There were a series of rapes in the I’m not lazy just trying to sleep on it Sloth life I’ma sleep on it T-Shirt Additionally,I will love this area at the time and all the females in the area were on edge. I just finished a long shift and just wanted to get home. I was walking home to my apartment and there was this girl in front of me. I’m a fast Walker and I was just wanting to get home crack a beer and relax. She’s maybe fifty yards ahead but I’m gaining on her. She keeps looking back at me kind of nervous. I don’t give a fuck I’m still booking it trying to get home. As I get closer she keeps looking back more nervous like. I look back to see what she looking at. I don’t see shit say whatever continue my brisk pace. I’m maybe 10 feet from passing her and she just breaks out in a dead sprint. Looking back nervous absolute fear in her eyes. I look back trying to piece out what’s she’s so afraid of but being a guy who Dosent take chances if someone is sprinting with pure fear in her eyes there must be something I’m missing. I don’t want to get caught by whatever she’s running from too. So I break out in a dead sprint too. She’s looks back again and there’s more fear she starts really running like her life depends on it. I’m a big dude but I can move. My brain is thinking whatever she’s afraid of it’s getting her first not me. The lion gets the slowest gazelle. I blast it. Pass her going full speed get like 50 yards ahead of her and then I look back. She stopped running. Looks at me all weird like wtf. Then I realized. She was running from me. Head down continued a block to my apartment and went home.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.