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Losing that amount of weight within months is extreme weight loss. It’s cool if you can do that, but it’s not expected. Also the I’m Not Clumsy Just The Floor Hates Me Shirt but in fact I love this slimmer you get, the less results you will naturally get losing weight. Obviously you can’t consistently lose the same amount of weight every time. The lower you get, ,the less you will lose. Obviously you will never go down to 0 lbs or even 40 lbs for that matter. Thanks! It hasn’t really been the progress has slowed down, rather I’ll just go on a halt for a month or two because I’m not dieting as clean, then resume for a few months then pause and so on It hasn’t really been the progress has slowed down, rather I’ll just go on a halt for a month or two because I’m not dieting as clean, then resume for a few months then pause and so on

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Whatever makes the I’m Not Clumsy Just The Floor Hates Me Shirt but in fact I love this scale go down and is sustainable! Fuck a specialized diet when a lifestyle change is actually a sustainable way to live. Keep it up! Whenever you get to your point that you consider close to ideal, that’s probably the lifestyle you will be holding down. After over analyzing my weight for 10+ years I’m finally within ~15 pounds of what I might consider ideal and I basically gauge my diet and exercise based on how I’m feeling. If I’m feeling low energy I’ll exercise more and eat cleaner You’ve lost 90 pounds? OMG, that’s amazing. And you’ve kept it off and kept going! You have so much to be proud of. Heck, this internet stranger is so proud of you. You did really well. A lot of people who set themselves a tough target find they can’t sustain it. Then they regain more than they lost. You’re doing great man. What I tell people is that when it comes to losing a large amount of weight there’s no reason to rush it. Unless you have an immediate medical necessity of course. Being and getting healthy is a long term commitment to yourself. Doing it too fast is not only detrimental to your health it will typically lead to impossible food habits that will only bring the weight back in the long run. I lost about 75 pounds over the course of 2 years and it was slow with a lot of ups and downs but now I know alot more about exercise and proper diet. I know how much I’m allowed to slack off before it becomes a problem and such.

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Your progress is f…ing amazing. Losing 90 pounds, on any timeline, is amazing. The fact that you’ve kept losing weight for 2 years is great, and makes it likely you will eventually reach your weight goal, and keep it. 90 lbs in 2 years probably puts you at least in the I’m Not Clumsy Just The Floor Hates Me Shirt but in fact I love this most effective 10 % of people trying to lose weight. I’m sure there’s people losing it faster, most are losing it slower (even proportionally, not just nominally) and most overall aren’t losing any at all. If people trying to lose weight adhered to your plan forever we’d have no fat people. The trick to most weight loss plans is sustainability. If you can live like you are now in perpetuity you’ll do better than many people who dropped it fast and gained it right back. No matter how long it took you, 100 pounds is a lot of weight to lose and you should be insanely proud of yourself!

That’s amazing!! Slow and steady is the I’m Not Clumsy Just The Floor Hates Me Shirt but in fact I love this way to go. Just mentally reset and start anew. Remember it’s not a race but a life style. Keep going!! Wow!! 2 pounds a week is about the max for most people before it starts becoming unsafe. 1 pound a week is a more realistic, sustainable goal for most people. So yeah, you’re doing good. I lost 180 pounds in 3 years (WLS)and it was rough, I lost so much hair during the most extreme weightloss, and was constantly cold and severly fatigued + ALLOT of excess skin Going slower is much better for your body, although I understand that you are feeling impatient- but you are doing good. Keep doing what you are doing and do not stress (stress makes it harder to lose weight due to cortisol)

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Human bodies adapted to store calories and automatically adjusts burn rates to conserve calories. Useful over centuries, not so much in the I’m Not Clumsy Just The Floor Hates Me Shirt but in fact I love this modern age. The energy stored in fat is immense. 2lb per week is pretty damn good! Even in special cases under medical supervision with medicine where you eat a very low calorie diet and exercise frequently, 2lb/week is on the upper side of weight loss (ignoring water weight.) There’s no such thing as fast or slow progress. Eventually, we run into plateaus and those are the moments that you need to ask yourself the hard questions. Any progress that meets a goal is good progress. It’s not a game, it’s not a sport, and its not a joke when its about your well-being.
a) FEEL GOOD – this is huge progress. You are building healthy habits, and you have NOT rebounded to a higher weight over 2 years, meeaning it’ll likely be a long term permanent change. b) If you want to feel better about your progress, try setting some non-weight based goals, like physical challenges you want to accomplish that you can cross off. Complete a race, climb some mountain, swim some silly length – whatever it is that you are into that you can complete WITHOUT HAVING TO WIN. Not a competetion – just a solid goal that’s 100% under your control. Set a timeline to complete, and go do that activity. Then you have a real, concrete win. This will empower your continued success. c) Love yourself. You are working hard at a goal, and you are getting there. That’s more than almost everyone else. That’s almost a pound a week. I’d say that’s good in any context. “2 pounds a week” is the I’m Not Clumsy Just The Floor Hates Me Shirt but in fact I love this typical maximum “safe” average you should aim for, but that’s also just not how weight loss works. 2 pounds a week could be virtually impossible if you’re already in relatively good shape, or it might be easy when starting out at a morbidly obese weight. But it tapers off the more you lose and isn’t a rate you can ever expect to maintain long term.
I also dislike weekly goals, since this is going to heavily depend on water retention. A week might go by and the I’m Not Clumsy Just The Floor Hates Me Shirt but in fact I love this scale shows no improvement (or even weight gain), then another week goes and you’ve lost 4 pounds. Did you lose 4 pounds in a week? Of course not, it’s just the first week of progress didn’t reflect on the scale when you weighed yourself. (This is especially true if you’re just starting or changing a diet or fitness routine). Word of caution, as you get close to your ideal goal the progress is going to slow considerably. It’s still happening, but then it’s a good time to find secondary goals to keep yourself motivated. Mile run times worked great for me because the progress is easy to measure and happens very fast. You’d be surprised how fast you can go from “unable to jog a whole mile” to “I’m so close to an 8 minute mile”.

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