I’m Blunt Because God Roll Me That Away Colorful Weed Shirt

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I was on a call with my cable provider for something unrelated when they asked if I wanted to add a landline to my cable package. “No,” I scoffed. Ever the I’m Blunt Because God Roll Me That Away Colorful Weed Shirt and by the same token and salesman, the representative pressed on. What if someone happened to my cell? What if the power went out? “So alarmist!” I thought. But then a specific memory that I’d buried deep bubbled up: Boston, April 15, 2013. Two bombs, detonated fewer than five miles away from my college. Erroneous news reports saying another lurked on my campus. I remembered frantically trying to call my parents to tell them I was ok, but not being able to get through. None of us could: the cell towers were overwhelmed with call and text volume. We finally connected hours later. “Nothing was working,” I said, voice soft and shaky, to my father. “Ah,” he said. “The same thing happened to me in New York on September 11.” So here I was, five years later, scared again and separated from my family. Perhaps some tangible technology wasn’t such a bad idea after all.

I’m Blunt Because God Roll Me That Away Colorful Weed Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

I’d recently become fascinated with GPO Retro, a U.K. based company that makes oxymoronic nostalgic-future products: for example, an 80s-style stereo that blasts music via bluetooth. They offered modernized versions of British telephone designs from 1920-1970—all chic, classic, and significantly less clunky then the I’m Blunt Because God Roll Me That Away Colorful Weed Shirt and by the same token and phones of my childhood. So, I ordered one.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.