I’m A Horse Dad Not A Unicorn Dad Shirt

SKU

SAJCOYP5

Category

Trending Shirts

Design

Original artwork, copyright protected

Printing

Printed to order and shipped from the USA

Processing

2–3 business days after your order is placed.

Delivery

5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

Cost

Calculated at checkout from your address and the number of items.

Tracking

A tracking number is emailed as soon as your order ships.

Read the full shipping policy

As a horse dad, I take pride in my role as the support system and cheerleader for my equestrian child. While I may not possess the same magical abilities as a unicorn dad, I offer a unique blend of horsemanship knowledge, unwavering support, and a healthy dose of humor to my daughter’s equestrian journey.

I’m A Horse Dad Not A Unicorn Dad Shirt

Unlike unicorn dads who can effortlessly summon a perfect horse and ride off into the sunset, horse dads like me must work tirelessly to ensure our children have the best possible riding experience. We spend countless hours researching breeds, attending shows, and grooming our horses to ensure they are well-cared for and perform at their best.

I’m A Horse Dad Not A Unicorn Dad Shirt: buy and enjoy this shirt

While unicorn dads may have the ability to instantly fix broken tack or heal injured horses, horse dads rely on practical skills and a network of equine professionals. We are there to mend fences, tighten cinches, and offer first aid when needed. Our role is to provide a safe and supportive environment for our children to learn and grow.

Horse dads understand the joys and challenges of equestrian sports firsthand. We have experienced the thrill of victory and the disappointment of defeat. We offer our children encouragement, advice, and a shoulder to cry on when things get tough. We are not just parents, but also mentors and guides on their equestrian path.

Get this I’m A Horse Dad Not A Unicorn Dad Shirt

While unicorn dads may have endless funds to afford the finest horses and equipment, horse dads must budget wisely. We prioritize essential expenses and make sacrifices to ensure our children have the best possible opportunities within our means. Our love for our children and their passion for horses drives us to work hard and provide them with the support they need to succeed.
Unlike unicorn dads who possess superhuman strength, horse dads rely on old-fashioned hard work and determination. We are there to help muck stalls, clean tack, and transport our children to competitions. We are the unsung heroes behind every successful equestrian child.
Our lives as horse dads are not always filled with rainbows and glitter. There are muddy fields, sleepless nights, and the occasional trail mishap. But through it all, our love for our children and their equestrian pursuits keeps us going. We are proud to be horse dads, not unicorn dads, because we provide a real-world foundation of support, guidance, and unwavering love for our children’s equestrian journey.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.