I’m A flip flops and biathlon kinda girl red plaid shirt

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After about four years of parenthood, one time I sneezed really loudly without meaning to. Just like my dad did. So it begins. My sneezes have always been loud and often hurt my joints. Now that I’m older and have a kid they are louder and hurt more. Im a feather baby dad, my sneezes have always been loud, over the I’m A flip flops and biathlon kinda girl red plaid shirt also I will do this years i made them quiet or sound like a shotgun going off, my reason? Quiet for my bird, shotgun coz it sounds cool My husband is only 35 and not a dad, but even so, his sneezes literally (figuratively, but almost literally) blow out my ear drums. It’s not even funny. I’m sure his sneezes reach a not-safe-for-humans decibel level. Sorry , mom here. I have the loudest sneeze I know. I can’t help it. The older I get the louder it gets. It just comes out that way and my husband says I almost break his ear dumbs every time. One time my wife and I were in a foster parenting class, in kind of a big room. I let out a good sneeze, and it kind of echoed a bit. The instructor stopped in the middle of what she was saying, looked around, and said, “Was that two sneezes?” And since then, we’ve joked that my superpower is sneezing with the force of two men. I think I’ve always sneezed loud… even when I was a baby my mom told me it was abnormally loud and how much they’d laugh. Always been loud af since I was a teenager, thats how I knew I was made for fatherhood. Hope this helps, thank you for your time.

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been sneezing loud/hard for 15 years now. once I stopped holding back and really letting the I’m A flip flops and biathlon kinda girl red plaid shirt also I will do this sneeze take over, holy cow is it such a great feeling. I still cover my mouth and everything. but sneezes have a purpose, so who am I to get in its way? I gained increased lung capacity by constantly yelling “PICK UP YOUR the loud sneezes are an accidental side effect of my kid never picking up her damn shoes. Man, speaking of loud sneezes, my dad has the neezes ever. He has, on multiple occasions, pulled muscles in his back and broken ribs. Once, when I was a baby, as he set me in the crib, he sneezed and broke a rib and dropped me (like 2 inches). I’ve always been a hard sneezer. And it isn’t the usual “achoo”. It’ll be more like “”AHH- three or four times in a row.

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