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and logically (gun nut logic) of course, the I’m A Dad And A Pastor Nothing Scares Me shirt moreover I love this best way to remedy that would be to pull a John Wick and put a bullet in the driver instead of, you know, removing yourself from the situation. even if his version of events was somehow true, how the fuck is that supposed to stop a car from crashing in your house lol
I’m A Dad And A Pastor Nothing Scares Me shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt
How do multiple cars enter a single driveway at a high rate of speed? A normal driveway only about 10-15 feet long and I’m not trying to bottom out my car running up the I’m A Dad And A Pastor Nothing Scares Me shirt moreover I love this curb for no reason. His driveway might be half a mile, poorly surfaced, muddy, perhaps hilly. They might well have revved their engines quite a bit trying to get up it if they were driving a Honda Civic or something and full of passengers. Let’s say even IF a couple cars drove up my drive-way really fast and were revving their engines. You know what I would do? Sit there and think “wtf are they doing? Who is that? Should I grab a gun? Sure, maybe. Well what if they have guns? Oh, they’re backing out. Phew, that was a bit unnerving and weird.” And then you tell the story later. I grew up in the middle of the woods on a creek. Every once and a while, someone would walk up our property from the woods. Sometimes it was swimmers, once it was a teacher with a class of children (that one was very weird), and then sometimes it was a hunter with a gun. Everyone illegally trespassing deep on our private property, and half of them had guns. You know what my dad never did? Shoot his gun, even to threaten them. Just pretty much told them once they make it off the property, to make sure it doesn’t happen again.
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