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I mean the I’m a childless cat lady and voting for kamala skeleton cat usa flag T-Shirt In addition,I will do this intelligence required to convince hillsong visitors that you were hacked is a pretty fucking low bar. He learnt this one trick from Australian politicians. They claim they have been hacked on their twitter when searching for porn. Yes it has happened more than once. Craig Kelly the other day, Christopher Pine… Can’t believe those Chinese hackers are targeting our pure upstanding pillars of society like this. Yeah I like how he somehow managed to see the post, regain access to his account, and comment that he’d been hacked in the span of 16 minutes. About enough time for him to make it to Google, find some raunchy lesbian kissing to rigorously rub his Johnson over, and then return to twitter in a state of post-nutt clarity in order to fix his mistakes. Look I don’t really believe that he was hacked, but if I happened to find myself with access to the social media accounts of a conservative evangelical public figure…I’d probably do literally this. Yeah, like, if you’re looking for just normal lesbian shit, “two women kissing” should do you fine. Why ‘girls’… Porn uses the term ‘girls’ as a description for women far more than ‘women’. A search on x-videos got 50k for ‘women’ and 250k for ‘girls’. I would also imagine that ‘women’ would give more results for middle aged people.

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Not sure homie gets the I’m a childless cat lady and voting for kamala skeleton cat usa flag T-Shirt In addition,I will do this benefit of the doubt that he typed girls into Twitter because he’s too knowledgeable about SEO. You tend to pick up on stuff like that after you watch porn for bit. It’s the same for ‘vagina’ and ‘penis’ being called ‘pussy’ and ‘dick’. Maybe. If he’d searched for ‘two girls kissing’ I probably wouldn’t find it particularly sus, but writing ‘ladies and girls’ suggests two different categories. But perhaps he’s just so sexually repressed that he doesn’t even know how to phrase his porn preferences, like a ten year old googling images of ‘people having sex’.

Sometimes a group of women can be “ladies”, sometimes they can be “girls”. Really depends on everyone’s feelings and the I’m a childless cat lady and voting for kamala skeleton cat usa flag T-Shirt In addition,I will do this context I stayed at a hotel last year and some of the recent searches on the YouTube app on the tv were ‘see through dress’ and ‘big boobs’. I assumed it was done by kids but maybe it was Brian Houston. I reckon his scared of having dicks in his porn because it would be gay. So he’s looked up lesbian porn instead because it’s the heterosexual thing to do. Well, apparently that was how the law was in the UK. Legend has it that the legislation had it written as being illegal for both men and women but when it was sent for royal assent, Queen Victoria crossed out the “and women” part as she refused to believe it was possible. So, not illegal for women as a result. That’s the story I heard anyway.

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Sounds like something a teenager would search but knowing it’s an adult makes it seem creepy, why specify ladies and girls … “girls” … normally I don’t care when an idiot leaks their porn preferences. But normally they aren’t being paedophile. Sure, maybe it was hacked. I hope he hands over his phone /PC to investigators so they can try and find the I’m a childless cat lady and voting for kamala skeleton cat usa flag T-Shirt In addition,I will do this hacker – or find out what else is on the hard drive. It was late April, 2020, right in the thick of it, when Nobel Laureate Professor Peter Doherty, founder of the Doherty Institute, after a long day of talking to media and battling covid deniers accidentally tweeted “Dan Murphy Opening Hours” instead of Googling it. It was a highlight in an otherwise dark time.
Why are their searches always the I’m a childless cat lady and voting for kamala skeleton cat usa flag T-Shirt In addition,I will do this most generic boring shit imaginable? I bet this guy goes to pornhub and just searches “sex” The number of people who get hacked, have the hacker post something that looks like a search for ‘TIDDIES’, only to regain control of said account within minutes and declare hacking is incredible. It’s a scourge on high profile and often scummy prick that I’m glad I don’t have to live with. I have a dark history with the Hillsong church, and I remember this guy coming out and giving a sermon that involved “think of your girlfriend or boyfriend as your brother and sister so you don’t submit to temptation.” Brian & his father are solid proof that despite the holier-than-thou attitude of many religious people, they are often absolute cunts.
If you’re wondering why Hillsong and their ilk attract so many of these creeps, it’s because they’ve essentially reduced Jesus to a personal get-out-of-jail-free card in a way that actively enables people who behave like this. The very concept of divine forgiveness has become a way to shield yourself from responsibility. As a pentecostal/evangelical Christian, no matter what reprehensible shit you do, you just have to “accept Jesus into your heart” and that’s it! No need for any personal responsibility, change or atonement. You can just say satan made you do it, and hey, whoopsie, accept Jesus again and it’s a clean slate, baby! And as an added bonus, you can continue to judge everyone else in the I’m a childless cat lady and voting for kamala skeleton cat usa flag T-Shirt In addition,I will do this world, convinced they’re all going to hell. The other day I thought I was in the Google search bar and hit enter on my search. Accidentally sent a message on teams to payroll saying “Sydney tools”. Am I a boomer

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