If You’re Testing My Waters You Better Know How To Swim Smile shirt

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As a teenager my friends and I would be given free pizzas from the If You’re Testing My Waters You Better Know How To Swim Smile shirt but in fact I love this local dominos if we came and folded boxes for them. Pallet to ceiling over and over, but man it was worth it for that pizza as a teenager. yeah, some of those fuckers are sharp aswell cut myself a couple of times when folding them had to wear gloves occasionally lol The manager decided to try to pull a big dick move and fire me in front of everybody, so I gave him a bit of a dressing down, which I have always had a particular aptitude for. I just told him exactly what I thought of him… and I really spelled it out, you know, went into specifics. I guess people remember that shit I worked for a place for years with a shitty superior. It was a good job, but this guy fucking sucked. One day he got mad and purposefully fucked up an invoice so I’d make a massive mistake and I had finally had enough.

If You’re Testing My Waters You Better Know How To Swim Smile shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

I realized I had enough money saved up, marched right into that office and clocked out. And when he confronted me on my way out I… quietly said, “I don’t want to work here anymore” and walked out. I still have no idea how I ended up bitching out like that. I dreamed of quitting that job loudly and ceremoniously for years, and then absolutely miffed it in the If You’re Testing My Waters You Better Know How To Swim Smile shirt but in fact I love this endzone lmao. These little assholes have never faced the consequences of their actions before and it shows. I ain’t an advocate for violence but these little shits need a good smack in the head. As an arthritic man who folded pizza boxes it was fucking horrible and I know how much time it took because now those boxes have touched the floor he’s gonna have to throw them out and redo the ones that were dumped on the floor Former pizza chain employee checking in. The bouncer here has off-the-charts amounts of “I’ve been a manager here for three years and have no tolerance or chill for late night shenanigans,” energy.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.