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I wouldn’t worry about it. Our garden has loads of the If You Don’t Like Eagles Kis My Endzone Betty Boop shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this buggers and there’s one that’s taken up residence in the corner of our bedroom. Pretty sure that only happens if you’re bitten by a 2017 model. I don’t think 2023 versions make you shit yourself twice in one afternoon… at least I haven’t heard about it yet. Could be wrong. Leg ballooning is accurate. Gotta try and keep your legs apart too so they don’t both get infected. Steatoda Nobilis does, but Steatoda Grossa doesn’t tend to have such prominent markings and look a little more bulbous like this girl. I believe those markings also fade as they age. I’m sure I read that somewhere and when they are a few years old the markings are really faint.
If You Don’t Like Eagles Kis My Endzone Betty Boop shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt
I got bitten in 2017 and it was fucking grim. Leg Swelled up like a balloon and shat myself twice in one afternoon. “A man was bitten by a false widow spider on his false leg. He was sent to a doctor of philosophy who gave him anti-irony drugs.” – Stewart Lee I think I replied to the If You Don’t Like Eagles Kis My Endzone Betty Boop shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this wrong comment. I was living in the states when I got bit by a brown recluse twice. First time I had health insurance and was a kid so didn’t have to pay. Second time I didn’t so it was about $300 for the visit and $400 for the medication. My mate got bitten by a false widow right on the top of his bald head. His head swelled, he went into anaphylactic shock, was ambulances into hospital. The thing he also remembers was he shat himself twice, in the ambulance.
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| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
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| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
| 4XL | 34in | 30in |
| 5XL | 35in | 32in |
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| M | 26in | 17in |
| L | 26.5in | 18in |
| XL | 27in | 19.7in |
| 2XL | 27.9in | 21.6in |
| 3XL | 28.5in | 22.7in |
| Size | Length | Chest |
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| S | 28in | 18in |
| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
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| S | 26in | 20in | 33.5in |
| M | 27in | 22in | 34.5in |
| L | 28in | 24in | 35.5in |
| XL | 29in | 26in | 36.5in |
| 2XL | 30in | 28in | 37.5in |
| 3XL | 31in | 30in | 38.5in |
| 4XL | 32in | 32in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 34in | 33in | 38.5in |
| Size | Length | Chest |
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| S | 27in | 18in |
| M | 28in | 20in |
| L | 29in | 22in |
| XL | 30in | 24in |
| 2XL | 31in | 26in |
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| S | 28in | 18in | 33.5in |
| M | 29in | 20in | 35in |
| L | 30in | 23in | 36.5in |
| XL | 31in | 24in | 38in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in | 39.5in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in | 39.5in |
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| S | 27in | 20in | 34.5in |
| M | 28in | 22in | 35.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 36.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 37.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 32in | 30in | 39in |
| 4XL | 33in | 32in | 39.5in |
| 5XL | 34in | 34in | 40in |
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| M | 10-12 | 22in | 17in |
| L | 14-16 | 23.5in | 18in |
| XL | 18-20 | 25in | 19in |
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| M | 10-12 | 22.5in | 18in |
| L | 14-16 | 24in | 19in |
| XL | 18-20 | 25.5in | 20in |
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