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I think most people want to be the If it involves breast implants and pit bulls count me in shirt so you should to go to store and get this middle level. But in reality looks fade and in the long run it falling in love with the actual who of a person that’s going to last. Do you enjoy their conversation? Are they kind? Do we have fun doing things together and just being in each other’s company? It’s not anyone’s looks that are going to hold things together when times get rough because life’s not always sunny. It’s the who I want to enjoy sitting on the porch with when I’m 70 that I was looking for and that also enjoys who I am. That’s all that’s going to be left of our former youth in the long run. I have a buddy who owns a company that delivers cases of equipment to hotel ballrooms for corporate events. The cases are not super heavy but there are usually delivered 10 or 15 at a time. He would usually send two guys to make the delivery until he discovered that if he sent just one attractive women, all the other male techs (working for someone else in the ballroom) would drop whatever they were doing to assist the attractive women.
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She too. The amount of dead I have to put on my voice when speaking to men my age is fucking ridiculous. Any emotion at all and they think I’m into them. Yes I know your not interested in me dude fucking trust me. Ikr? When i was overweight i was just being friendly at a gathering at MY place and a random guy was like “ive a girlfriend”, like okay? Who fucking asked, im on the If it involves breast implants and pit bulls count me in shirt so you should to go to store and get this asexual spectrum and it takes a good 3-4 months + emotional connection for me to even think someone was attractive. I didn’t say anything ofc i was embarrassed and taken aback. Like getting rejected for a job I didn’t apply to. Get help. I am a pretty good looking guy now, but back when I worked out and was tall dark and in good shape I got a lot of attention. If I was a few minutes late and the doors were locked I would usually still get to make a deposit. Got a flat tire? Oh no worries man I’m already dirty no sense in both of us getting gross and someone puts on my spare. Well one day I was doing some electrical work for a guy as a side gig and I got real nasty doing it. So covered in dirt and driving a truck loaded with old fluorescent lights stacked up like a precarious pile of flap jacks I got a flat tire… And my phone was dead, shit. I look behind and see a lady driving up behind me I wave and try to get her attention and she just acts like I’m not there and just drives off… Hmm weird, ok?. Theres another car maybe I can use a phone. It’s a lady, so I smile and stand back I didn’t want anyone to feel threatened and she rolled her window down a bit and I explained my situation. She said no sorry and sped off. I have never experienced anything like that. It really goes to show the power of first impressions.
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| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
| 4XL | 34in | 30in |
| 5XL | 35in | 32in |
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| M | 26in | 17in |
| L | 26.5in | 18in |
| XL | 27in | 19.7in |
| 2XL | 27.9in | 21.6in |
| 3XL | 28.5in | 22.7in |
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| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
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| S | 26in | 20in | 33.5in |
| M | 27in | 22in | 34.5in |
| L | 28in | 24in | 35.5in |
| XL | 29in | 26in | 36.5in |
| 2XL | 30in | 28in | 37.5in |
| 3XL | 31in | 30in | 38.5in |
| 4XL | 32in | 32in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 34in | 33in | 38.5in |
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| S | 27in | 18in |
| M | 28in | 20in |
| L | 29in | 22in |
| XL | 30in | 24in |
| 2XL | 31in | 26in |
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| S | 28in | 18in | 33.5in |
| M | 29in | 20in | 35in |
| L | 30in | 23in | 36.5in |
| XL | 31in | 24in | 38in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in | 39.5in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in | 39.5in |
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| S | 27in | 20in | 34.5in |
| M | 28in | 22in | 35.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 36.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 37.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 32in | 30in | 39in |
| 4XL | 33in | 32in | 39.5in |
| 5XL | 34in | 34in | 40in |
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| M | 10-12 | 22in | 17in |
| L | 14-16 | 23.5in | 18in |
| XL | 18-20 | 25in | 19in |
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| M | 10-12 | 22.5in | 18in |
| L | 14-16 | 24in | 19in |
| XL | 18-20 | 25.5in | 20in |
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