I Love Spicy Food Flavoring Chili Lover Pepper Fruit T-Shirt

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I strip off all of my clothes, not a pretty sight. I crouch on the I Love Spicy Food Flavoring Chili Lover Pepper Fruit T-Shirt in contrast I will get this fourth stair with a kitchen kitchen knife held upright and in plain sight. I leave the front and back doors ajar. Wnen he comes in and sees me I put on my mosr inane smile and say, “mommy said that you would come.” Step one: grab two dildos. When he first comes in, throw the first dildo at him. He will likely dodge it. While he’s thinking, “did this guy just throw a dildo at me?” BAM! Second dildo. I’ve got a spiral staircase so if they come in from the downstairs I immediately have the high ground and will probably win. I have a .22 target pistol, a shotgun and a .357 lever action rifle. If they come from the downstairs they are probably fucked just from the shotgun alone. If we get into a shootout, or a waiting game….I have a ton of fire works I can shoot or throw down there to try and stun to get a shot off. No big deal. I win that scenario 8.6 times out of 9.

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Now if they try to come from the I Love Spicy Food Flavoring Chili Lover Pepper Fruit T-Shirt in contrast I will get this outside in, unless they get on the roof and then drop down, I’ll see them on a ladder and blast em. High ground. If they do get on the roof and drop down….they’ll have the high ground, but I’ll be able to hear them and then shoot the ceiling or when they drop down Blast em. These scenarios I win 7.9 times out of 9. Not a big deal, but a little more tricky. I have the high ground in a lot of scenarios…Which means I’ll win. Even when they have the high ground…I’ll probably win. Or I could get a bat stand right in front of the door (or right beside it hiding) very quietly and as soon as the person opens the door smash it in the person’s head Settle into my favorite chair with a cold soda on one side and my pistol, hand Crossbow, blowgun, favorite knife, and Viking spear on the other. Then put the coroner on speed dial, ’cause that dude’s not leaving my place intact.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.