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There is literally a thread over on r/Showerthoughts about this topic, trending now. So I guess we’re all not fun at parties, huh. Honestly to me.. sounds like the I love my terrible hockey team ugly christmas shirt moreover I will buy this dream.. have the best wife a nice starter house have some money saved up built a baby room and nothing.. wife and i been tryin for 5 years now. Sometimes im like yaknow maybe in today’s climate/economy a baby could be put on hold, But again dam if i don’t want a lil one of my own even if we foster/adopt If you don’t want kids, don’t have any. If you want kids, have them. Who fucking cares what people other people do? Just yesterday my girlfriend and I did a fun little bit of math and discovered that I have dumped a five gallon bucket’s worth of jizz on her face. “Don’t mean to brag,” but 10,000 facials on a former cheerleader sounds better than 4 kids. If governments cared at all about climate change, there would be a lottery system for allowed child birth, or a one-child policy. EDIT: Put away the salt for just a second and think before replying. Humankind’s arrogant presumption in its own supremacy, and its collective shortsightedness have led us to this point. Knee-jerk reactions of “This is authoritarian REEEEE” don’t hold water, and don’t solve the problem. Perhaps forty or fifty years ago, we had the luxury of taking a much easier and more gradual path of ensuring ours and the planet’s survival. Unfortunately, humankind threw that opportunity into the priverbial landfill. Green technology simply isn’t there, yet, and may not be for some time, or ever if the right gets its way. The best we can hope to do in the meantime is drastically cut down on our carbon footprint. That means, in plain English, depopulation. Since we can’t just kill billions of people, for obvious reasons, this is the next logical step.
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OK buddy. Well when we institute the I love my terrible hockey team ugly christmas shirt moreover I will buy this law we’re going to hand you all the babies to throw off a cliff. The birth rate is isn’t super high but still prepare to toss literally millions of babies. I feel that when someone tells me I’ll have a family one day I’m like, “dude you literally just finished telling me how you have 5 minutes of free time a day. I’m good” We enjoy the DINK life (dual income no kids). We take home a lot of money and don’t have to spend any of it on kids. We don’t have to plan vacations around children’s school time, save up for their college, find babysitters when we go out for date night every week, worry about childproofing anything in our house, worry that they are dying every minute they are not in our sight, the destruction and pouting of the toddler years, the destruction and pouting of the teenage years, etc. However, I totally support those who enjoy having children even if I don’t understand them. My friend has 3 kids and every time she calls, it sounds like chaos, but she sounds happy.
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