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You would think Princeton-educated Ted Cruz would be too smart to go on vacation to the I Found The Key To Happiness Surround Yourself With Chickens And stay Away From Idiots T-Shirt and by the same token and Ritz-Carlton while his constituents were burning furniture to stay alive, but no, he’s not. The photos started surfacing on Wednesday night: the gray-haired junior senator from Texas wearing a gray mask and a gray Patagonia fleece with AirPods uncomfortably poking out of his ears. I was suspicious; it looked like Cruz, but it seemed inconceivable that the ambitious, young(ish) Republican senator would go on vacation to Mexico during what was literally his state’s darkest hour (three million Texans were without power due to a frozen power grid). But it was hard to argue with all the photos—Ted in the lounge, Ted boarding, and Ted’s wife, Heidi, boarding. Yes, as soon after Ted’s flight touched down at 7:52 p.m. in Cancún, the internet was awash in photos of the Cruz family’s ill-fated sojourn.

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For hours, the I Found The Key To Happiness Surround Yourself With Chickens And stay Away From Idiots T-Shirt and by the same token and senator’s staff was silent. Finally, Cruz emerged with various statements, including the mandatory blaming of the media. “Listen, we’re in a strange time where Twitter’s been going crazy and the media is going crazy and there’s a lot of venom and vitriol that I think is unfortunate frankly on both sides,” he told reporters upon his return.  “I think everyone ought to treat each other with respect and decency and try to understand each other more particularly in a time of crisis.”

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