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For me: it doesn’t matter. I’ve dated men and women, all in the I do have a retirement plan to play piano shirt in other words I will buy this range from skinny to obese, very very fit to couch potato and I thought they were sexy and beautiful in all cases. He’s hella hot. You should see the way time has softened his eyes. He knows what he wants. I swear his high cheek bones are higher than Santa’s. Time has made him more patient—if that was even possible. His smile makes me melt. I couldn’t live without his silly dances and jokes. There are so many moments in a day that I just want his arms wrapped around me for comfort. If a partner is judging your bod—no thank you. You will find someone that sees how life experience has aged you like a fine wine that they want to sip nightly. As a woman, I can say yes. Dad bod screams more of an ability to survive in a SHTF situation than the guy who is cut and has to consume a half a gallon of special protein shakes and pre-workout…who can’t survive functioning a few days without food…or in regular life doesn’t want to get tacos. When I see Dad bod I think more Strong Man and less vapid gym bro who can’t chop wood.
I do have a retirement plan to play piano shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt
So I’m a dude but I’m pretty gay. Married to a man and everything. I’m really not that picky about physical appearance. It just…doesn’t matter overly to me. I don’t really understand why a lot of people get so hung up on it when they’re dating/looking to date. I guess my physical preference is for larger men but my husband is not like that at all. He’s really thin. Not because he works out and eats right but because he won the I do have a retirement plan to play piano shirt in other words I will buy this genetic lottery. But out of all the reasons I was initially attracted to him and now love him, his physical appearance wasn’t really on the list. Don’t get me wrong I appreciate his appearance, he’s an attractive man. However I do have many friends who experience primal lusty feelings just from looking at someone’s body, and many of them prefer larger men as well, and don’t go in for the jacked gymbro type. I think the media shows us that only a certain type is acceptable and we kind of believe it because we don’t really see anything else but honesty it’s kind of weird to expect everyone to have the same preferences. Whatever you look like, whoever you are, if you’re interested in dating there will be someone out there who likes what you’ve got.
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