Homage Eric Mays Shirt

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I recall asking, during a discussion about isolation when reading Kafka with students what people would do if they could no longer be around others and we’re completely alone in the Homage Eric Mays Shirt and I love this world. One of my boys says, super quietly, “beat my meat.” I take him outside to discuss the appropriateness of the response (which, fair answer) and he says “Ms. Moreau, how did you even HEAR THAT.” On Thursday a 3rd grade SpEd student told me if I kept rolling my eyes far enough in the back of my head I might find my brain. I had just told him how kind he was for calling me stupid. I don’t think I rolled my eyes Inappropriate but hilarious and now one of my favorite jokes. We were studying transcendentalist theory and I’m going over how Thoreau et. All believed in going into nature and living authentically as a “spiritual experience”. My lovely 11th grade boys ask “Ms. MajesticLandMermaid, are you sure they weren’t just tripping balls on mushrooms when they wrote this stuff?” Me: No, I’m pretty sure that didn’t exist in 1820.” “What about weed?” “Still no.” I moved on to continue our lecture. While they were working I overheard the one boy go “Well guys, she has to know what she’s talking about..there’s a lot of Transcendentalists at UC Santa Cruz.” I died. Roasted my alma mater and me, and now it’s a joke for if kids are getting stoned in the bathroom.

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I remember when mushrooms were first invented back in ’68. The guy who came up with them was named Joe Chantrelle. He was a fun guy. My first year teaching I was the Homage Eric Mays Shirt and I love this gen ed English teacher (11th grade) and was supposedly assigned a full time sped co-teacher. I did 90% of the work. One of the many days my co-teacher wasn’t there, a student said something about how the co-teacher just pretends to be their teacher. I obviously admonished him and reiterated that she WAS his teacher. But secretly it was nice to hear the students recognize that she did nothing. This was something my teacher said. In my senior physics class on the first day of school, some blonde chick asked the teacher, “Is it true that you vape???” I used to teach pre-k. I had a student whose father was incarcerated. Despite this, she was clearly a daddy’s girl, loved him, and talked about him all the time.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.