Hey Call Me Papa Because Partner In Crime Makes Me Sound Like A Bad Influence T-Shirt

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1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.