Goin’ Big vs. Dumpster Fire shirt

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Original artwork, copyright protected

Printing

Printed to order and shipped from the USA

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2–3 business days after your order is placed.

Delivery

5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

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As this story is closing, and as the Goin’ Big vs. Dumpster Fire shirt in other words I will buy this city and much of the rest of the world begins or continues to take measures to stop the spread of COVID-19, my niece and I board a crowded Amtrak train for our house upstate. Her new nanny, Mariama, follows two days later, along with my husband.

Goin’ Big vs. Dumpster Fire shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

On the Goin’ Big vs. Dumpster Fire shirt in other words I will buy this train, I wipe our seats down with paper towels drenched in hand sanitizer and worry whether or not it’s effective on the plastic seat covering and metal armrests, silently cursing myself for not having checked. I remind my niece not to remove the woolen mittens I’ve insisted she wear, despite her complaints that they are too hot.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.