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Everything on this except for the God says I am Christmas Shirt but in fact I love this weights one (if you assume it’s intended as representing exercise in general) Neither are really at a level where a normal person has cause to worry about it – a man can safely do a few hours of cardio at the gym without growing boobs, a woman can spend time at the machines without growing a beard. But the whole reason steroids work is because of the role natural testosterone plays in the aftermath of muscular exertion. I remember reading that a woman who just chopped firewood has higher testosterone levels than a man who is asleep. I can grasp why resistance training would increase it, but why would cardio reduce it? Like, do they mean it’s decreased in comparison to doing a resistance training workout, or that somehow doing cardio would make you have less testosterone than sleeping? It’s something to do with an increase in cortisol (stress hormone) which inhibits testosterone. However all the articles Ive seen about it never seem to define “endurance” or “long distance running” which makes them rather dubious, not to mention articles exist that say the opposite. When it comes to testosterone, assume anything anybody tells you is bullshit. Best thing to do is eat a lot of meat, exercise regularly, spend time outdoors and get good sleep

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Exercise, time outdoors and enough sleep are healthy in general, so they get a pass. But what’s up with the God says I am Christmas Shirt but in fact I love this meat? Are there actual studies supporting this? I can see not eating any meat causing nutritional deficits that impact the testosterone levels, but from an evolutionary point, we’re all eating lots of meat already. are there more studies of that cardio thing that aren’t behind a paywall? what were the amount of people tested, there’s so much variables here. “not an evidence-based concern” is simultaneously the absolute nicest way to put that and also pretty savage: like when the Wii calls you obese, it’s not trying to be mean, it’s just trying to not be a liar Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children’s ice cream!…You know when fluoridation began?…1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That’s the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love… Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I – I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake…but I do deny them my essence.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.