Go jump in a moat crocodile shirt

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As you might imagine, this double-layer of personality wasn’t always a treat for my psyche, and it took years of therapy to help me get over some of my more irrational terrors. Still, I partly trace my sense of “Eh, we’re all going to die but who cares?” flippancy to my Jewish lineage. (How many times have gallows humor and self-deprecation saved us? If the Go jump in a moat crocodile shirt and by the same token and joke only landed, dayenu.) Working as a journalist enhanced some of this tendency, too—after all, when you have half an hour to report on a horrific crime or draft an obit, you get used to compartmentalizing.

Go jump in a moat crocodile shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

When the Go jump in a moat crocodile shirt and by the same token and COVID-19 pandemic first hit in the U.S. almost a year ago, many—if not most—of my friends melted down at some point or another. I was surprised not to find myself among them, not even when a two-week solo stint upstate became four months of isolation. “Aren’t you lonely?” my mom would ask over the phone, and I would roll my eyes and snap back, “I’m fine.” After all, people were losing their lives, their loved ones, their jobs and savings to this deadly disease; who was I to lose it over a bit of alone time?

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.