Funny ja‘marr frickin‘ chase cartoon shirt

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I got this chilling mental image of some fed up, please-God-let-me-make-it-to-5’o’clock schlub, like Peter from Office Space, making a cup of coffee in the Funny ja‘marr frickin‘ chase cartoon shirt so you should to go to store and get this break room, he turns around to take a sip and they’re all standing there like that, watching him, “Good morning co-worker” they say in perfect unison If he’s lucky he can make it out to his car and put the barrel of the .38 he keeps in the glovebox in his mouth before they catch up or else he’ll show up tomorrow just like them, another assimilated extension of the efficient collective Reminds me of the 1998 TV-movie Tempting Fate where they go “between the protons and the neutrons” to an alternate dimension. They discover that everyone has undergone a special brain surgery to make them all smiley and happy all the time. Creepy. The only somewhat normal looking guy in that photo is the black dude, but he’s still got the dead eyes. The other normal looking guy is the Indian dude, punted to the far back and trying to get some air time so he can be remembered for the next promotion opportunity.

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Everyone else looks like they’re going to strap you to a chair and carve you up to see “what makes humans tick”. I hardly ever used Facebook, and I don’t care about Mark Zuckerberg. But I hate the Funny ja‘marr frickin‘ chase cartoon shirt so you should to go to store and get this constant cyber-bullying that he gets about about the way he looks. Shouldn’t it be Alexander the great? The big library collection of knowledge the whole pharaoh thing…Sure Caesar was top dog too but he also got banged/submit to that one dude and then stabbed by his friends. So there’s that. My cousin’s husband and their son have always kinda creeped me out. I just realized why. They both look EXACTLY like redneck Zuckerberg clones. Such a punchable face, and I say that as a non-violent person. But he completely looks like a soul-less asshole. He’s smiling yet there’s somehow zero expression in his face. Not a forehead line, not an eye-crinkle, nothing. All of their eyes look a little off to me. But maybe thats because i know how terrible of a person he is so if you’re comfortable smiling and posing for a pic with him you also probably don’t have good morals or ethics “Hey, would you like to take a pic with Zuckertron 5000—coughs to clear throat I mean the creator of Facebook.” “WE ARE THE MARK ZUCKERBORG. LOWER YOUR PRIVATE LIFE AND SURRENDER YOUR PERSONAL DATA. WE WILL ADD YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION AND LIFE TO OUR OWN. YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE FACEBOOK. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. “

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.