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This has nothing to do with the Funny Dad Look At You Landing My Mom Getting Me As A Bonus T-Shirt and I love this children but all to do with removing women’s rights and keeping the poor poor (class warfare…same war we have been in for decades if not centuries) There’s no such thing as abortion, the protesters are crisis actors, they can’t prove there was a fetus in the first place. The ultrasounds were photoshopped. Pregnancy tests can be faked. “They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked.” – George Carlin 1996. My favorite line from Carlin about this is, “Republicans want live babies so they can turn them into dead soldiers.”

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“The “unborn” are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the Funny Dad Look At You Landing My Mom Getting Me As A Bonus T-Shirt and I love this incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they don’t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct; unlike widows, they don’t ask you to question patriarchy; unlike orphans, they don’t need money, education, or childcare; unlike aliens, they don’t bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike; they allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships; and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn. You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without re-imagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus, but actually dislike people who breathe. Prisoners? Immigrants? The sick? The poor? Widows? Orphans? All the groups that are specifically mentioned in the Bible? They all get thrown under the bus for the unborn.”

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.