Franklin Pierce College Alumni 1889 Shirt

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“You know how your Daddy always used to say that you can only fish for so long before you’ve gotta throw a stick of dynamite in the Franklin Pierce College Alumni 1889 Shirt Furthermore, I will do this water? Well I’m done fishing.” Russia, what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you stuck in the 1800’s? Who is threatening you, you big insecure nuclear power? Do you long for the glory days? What glory was that exactly? When the Tzar would march you off to fight the French in some battlefield with a few bullets, a bayonet, and half a loaf of stale bread, only to die hip deep in mud? Honestly, you people are right out of some Woody Allen romantic comedy, only with no romance and plenty of comedy. No one gives two shits over the glory of mother Russia. You were taken over by a mobster for Christ’s sake. Forget the past. Work on your future. You’re a half-frozen, second-world economy with no real industry except oil and gas. You look and smell like a rusty, abandoned gas station out in the middle of no where. Maybe I’m wrong, but weren’t there Irishmen involved in the Dunkirk evacuation during WWII? Wouldn’t want to mess with that kinda nerves of steel.

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Most of the Franklin Pierce College Alumni 1889 Shirt Furthermore, I will do this “little ships of Dunkirk” were captained by Royal Navy, though there were some captained by civilians that helped. One in particular, who the Mark Rylance character from the movie was based on, lived one of the most incredible lives I’ve ever read about. Charles Lightoller. He started sailing at 13, got stranded on a deserted island when his ship ran aground, sailed all around the world on sailing boats and steam ships, before leaving the sea to try his hand at gold prospecting in the Klondike. When that didn’t pan out (HAHA, I’M FUNNY), he tried his hand at cowboying in Canada, then became a hobo and made his way across Canada before arriving back home to England with no money to his name.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.