Football Mommy Shirt

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Original artwork, copyright protected

Printing

Printed to order and shipped from the USA

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2–3 business days after your order is placed.

Delivery

5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

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Playing Varsity soccer, went on to catch a ball kicked by their goalie in my chest. Flight path dropped quicker than I expected and right in the Football Mommy Shirt it is in the first place but crotch. In hockey, there was an oft-injured defenceman on the Vancouver Canucks who got hit by a slapshot to the groin, erroneously referred to as a ruptured testicle. Not just the pros, either. I was sitting on the bench in a pickup game a couple of weeks ago and a guy was telling another that he got his MRI results that morning and had a torn MCL. I’m sitting there like “Dude, you know you are paying to be here, not the other way around?” For real, I can sort of understand a professional considering it. They’re making millions to be there and have future contracts to consider, but even then the opposite is worth considering (you fuck your knee and never play again, goodbye to all that future money).

Football Mommy Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

A pick up game with friends though? Fuck that, sorry buds, knee is out. I’ll come and shit talk from the Football Mommy Shirt it is in the first place but side lines and meet you guys for post game drinks, but I’m not fucking my knee for life for a pick up game. There are two groups of athletes not to fuck with unless it’s just totally necessary: Wrestlers and hockey players. Tough as shit, at least a little crazy, and (if they’re still active) likely in way better shape than you. Add skateboarders to that list. They are more athletic than you (even if it doesn’t look like it), they have their own weapon at all times and they often travel in packs. Skateboarders got that meth-head strength and high damage resistance, whether or not they’re actually using meth.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.