Every Legend Starts Small T-Shirt

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Original artwork, copyright protected

Printing

Printed to order and shipped from the USA

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2–3 business days after your order is placed.

Delivery

5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

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Calculated at checkout from your address and the number of items.

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Kids are a huge responsibility. They’re mad expensive. And if you’re parenting properly, they have to be you number 1 priority for at least 18 years, and it’s a lottery of whether they’re decent people who reciprocate or are little shits who just take. Plus I just don’t fucking like kids. Noisy, self centered, demanding, and have no interesting life experience to make them vaguely interesting to talk to. continuing the Every Legend Starts Small T-Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this cycle of consciousness just because my primal nature wants to produce offspring. it’s selfish and honestly near impossible if not impossible to grasp the weight of recreating that consciousness just because i’d want it not to mention the hereditary depression and possibility of persisting the behavior of having children to give myself a purpose of some sort or “filling the void”

Every Legend Starts Small T-Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

I’m American. Unless I’m lucky enough for my offspring AND my spouse/myself to be medically sound until the Every Legend Starts Small T-Shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this end of our lives, we couldn’t afford it. One of us gets ill in a slightly severe way we’re fucked. I live on the drop line of the coast should Max sea level rise happen, so unless I move inward, the climate crisis sees us fighting for resources in 15-20 years with the flood of people fleeing that same sea level rise. The child support and overall agony. The life that was robbed of me and my children because my ex decided I wasn’t worthy anymore. I would be a terrible parent and that one day I have to see the reality of life hit them so hard their childhood disappears. Their “cute” and “naive” ways just make me sad for their future.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.