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This happened to me, but I had 3 minutes or less before they came in. I didn’t know what to do. I saw them coming, they were wearing balaclavas. I though they were going to steal my father cows, he wasn’t at home. I opened the Eat a big donut steven universe shirt In addition,I will do this window and screamed, ”leave the cows alone I’m going to call the police!” I was 8 don’t judge me, or do it. They ignored the animals and came to the house, I didn’t call the police because I couldn’t go downstairs to take the phone. I live in Costa Rica, in the mountains, so I knew no one could help me. I heard them breaking the door and I panicked. So I did what I do when my brother is being annoying, I went out through the second floor window and climbed on the roof. For a second I remember I thought I was saved, but I heard them calling me ”niño no te haremos daño sal de alli” I didn’t believe them so I kept hiding. I felt despair I was hiding on the roof watching the sky the clouds. They climbed on the roof, so I try to run to the other corner and jump but they were faster. Now I didn’t lose my life, but I wish I did. Because what happened was worst than dead. I wish I had some smart plan for that day.
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| M | 26in | 17in |
| L | 26.5in | 18in |
| XL | 27in | 19.7in |
| 2XL | 27.9in | 21.6in |
| 3XL | 28.5in | 22.7in |
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| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
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| M | 27in | 22in | 34.5in |
| L | 28in | 24in | 35.5in |
| XL | 29in | 26in | 36.5in |
| 2XL | 30in | 28in | 37.5in |
| 3XL | 31in | 30in | 38.5in |
| 4XL | 32in | 32in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 34in | 33in | 38.5in |
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| M | 28in | 20in |
| L | 29in | 22in |
| XL | 30in | 24in |
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| M | 29in | 20in | 35in |
| L | 30in | 23in | 36.5in |
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| 2XL | 32in | 26in | 39.5in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in | 39.5in |
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| L | 29in | 24in | 36.5in |
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| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 38.5in |
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| 4XL | 33in | 32in | 39.5in |
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