Don’t tell me what to do you’re not my cat shirt

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My first thought, too. “And then, we defeated 12 armed hooligans who had entered our hangar, and celebrated by drinking two pallets of Budweiser from a truck parked there, before the Don’t tell me what to do you’re not my cat shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this groupies found us”. I mean the guy gained 200 lbs while abusing laxatives and amphetamines, and had a private chef that said she often made him 6 meals a day then get called at midnight to come back and make more. He was prescribed medication for a binge eating disorder. A rich, depressed binge eater with a private chef hitting 15K on bad days sounds pretty believable sadly. Fun fact, that chef opened a restaurant across the street from Graceland after he died. Served his favorite foods. I had a peanut butter, bacon and banana sandwich on thick buttered toast there at around 12:30 in the afternoon.

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No he didn’t. People are fucking awful at estimating calories that they ate, especially when they’re potentially drunk or high, and not eating shit that actually has a nutritional label (and even then people often suck at reading those). The estimate doesn’t come from asking him or his buddies, it’s from looking at the Don’t tell me what to do you’re not my cat shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this expense logs of his private chef, Mary Langston. She logged what she cooked for him and what ingredients were used on a given day to back up the grocery bills and a biographer went off the average calories for those items. It assumes he ate them all, but he reportedly usually did. 15-16K were the highest spikes though, not the average. He was depressed and had episodes of relatively mild eating and then periods of intense binging. His average was something like 3500.

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