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We needed him to win public support of the Don’t be Sad watch the Moonrise moontastic vintage T-Shirt and I will buy this occupation, which I might add was one of the most successful occupations in human history. You could have made the exact same argument for Hitler. They certainly made that argument for many, many Nazis. Look at how Von Braun went from running a SS slave labor camp to being the hero of American schoolchildren. Captured by the Soviets? He’s going to be interrogated about everything the Western Allies did for his regime and everything he did for the Allies. Why didn’t the Western Allies interfere during the Phoney War? Did Nazi-sympathizers in Britain leak the secrets of the defensive plans, leading to the fall of France? What were the terms of Hess’s peace proposal to the Brits? Was Germany operating as a British puppet when they staged Barbarosa? Edit: downvotes need to learn more about what a conspiracy nut Joseph Stalin was. He had half his own people interrogated and tortured to root out alleged plots against him. Hitler would have been tortured into confessing to these conspiracies, whether they were true or not.

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