Dear Santa I’m Sorry I Ate All Your Cookies My Blood Sugar Was Low Your Truly A Type 1 Snoopy Christmas Shirt

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Portesi is of Italian and Irish descent (she’s actually waiting on the Dear Santa I’m Sorry I Ate All Your Cookies My Blood Sugar Was Low Your Truly A Type 1 Snoopy Christmas Shirt Apart from…,I will love this results of an ancestry test when we speak), but identifies heavily with her Italian side. Her mother had very long hair too, and that’s where things get a bit raw. “She had basically abandoned me at age nine—I left her at age nine,” Portesi explains. “I didn’t see her again for a long time.”

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All that female hair evokes—a tense tangle of sexuality, gender, self-identity, ownership, repression, and conformation—is the Dear Santa I’m Sorry I Ate All Your Cookies My Blood Sugar Was Low Your Truly A Type 1 Snoopy Christmas Shirt Apart from…,I will love this focus of Portesi’s latest series, “Hair Portraits,” which is on exhibition at Vermont’s Brattleboro Museum & Art Center starting this weekend. In her images, which have an antique appearance as they are tintypes, the artist molds and sculpts her sitters’ hair, defying gravity and any notion of how hair ought to look. Portesi fashions it into fantastical creations, lacing in natural elements like crinkled leaves, twigs, and tropical fronds. The result is a collection of photographs which beguile with intimacy and the unexpected.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.