cute shark Florida marlins Classic T-Shirt

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There has been a rumor circulating that I have a metal… penis. Yes, I know, but it’s a hurtful rumor. As Jan right here knows, and believe me, wow… sorry, anyway, but my penis is normal, now more than ever. It’s been documented. I mean, whatever. Let’s call him the cute shark Florida marlins Classic T-Shirt and I will buy this sexier Michael Scott. Or sexiest? Someone can try to compete I suppose for sexiest Michael Scott. “Remember when people used to say “boss” when they were describing something really cool? Like, “Those shoulder pads are really boss man”. “Look at that perm, that perm is so boss!” It’s what made me want to become a boss. And I looked so good in a perm and shoulder pads. But now boss is just slang for jerk in charge.” Right. His nose is much smaller, he has facial hair, his eyes don’t look particularly similar. Aside from the fact he is wearing a suit what do people think looks the same?

cute shark Florida marlins Classic T-Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

Just the cute shark Florida marlins Classic T-Shirt and I will buy this upper half of his face though! Cover him up from the nostrils down. He does look like the world’s greatest boss! AND if you go through his lengthy post history, you’ll see that he stole other photos of this guy and has been posting them for YEARS. The audacity and commitment to this ruse is SHAKING my FAITH in HUMANITY. Damn, you must’ve been like “WTF, I remember this from April 4th 2016 4pm PTSD time, united states western hemisphere, 3rd rock from the sun milkyway galaxy!”. I feel bad for the people who used their money for the awards given to this false information which hasn’t been edited after the fact. And in complete Miguel Scott fashion, take a selfie in the bathroom and post it telling everyone how awesome you are. I don’t see it. Aside from having a different face altogether, MGS never had facial hair, aside from his goatee to copy Ryan. Idk why but I immediately thought of super troopers when Thorny says “they think I’m Mexican” and somebody on his side is like “your not?” Michael Scott style spans all races and genders. I have seen all of his HR seminars with full employee discussion/commentary.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.