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Let my two large dogs into the Cute Maltese Dog Mom Mama Puppy Lover Mother Hearts T-Shirt also I will do this room, check that my handgun is fully loaded, and wait. I’m a female living alone in not a great neighborhood to begin with, so I actually have this plan. Grab my 12 gauge, lay down some tarps, maybe try to hang a sheet on the wall, put on some ear protection. Is it night time? Pants. I’ll need pants. On a more serious note if you do decide to take a person’s life in the defense of your own, do know you will likely be sued into oblivion. Living in Alaska, I have a bear gun. A short-barrel 12G alley-sweeper. Alternate shells of #3 buckshot and slugs. Five rounds. If he has to come inside to kill me, I like my chances. I’d introduce him to Betsy and Russ. Betsy is my Vietnamese giant centipede that loves to bite people. Russ is my Kalishnikov KS-12 semi auto 12 gauge shotgun with a 50 Rd drum. Then I’d call the local bio cleanup crew to remove the red goo off the walls after I cut him in half. Create a funnel by barricading areas that will put me at a disadvantage if he enters through them like the bedroom, back door, side rooms, bathroom, attic. arm myself with a large blunt object such as a bat or a metal rod. Prepare for entry, should take three minutes or so with the remaining time, I will set low level traps like a heavy weight held up by a broom in the hallway. Execute a plan that involves two important things, one being my ability to stay protected even from range like if the attacker has a gun. And two, my ability to disengage if need be, in order to retreat to a better position. After retreat from the first position, I’ll try to talk to attacker down, if that doesn’t work, prepare for a second advance, this time with more defensive potential from the trap(s) I set, depending on how swiftly I acted.
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Send my pets on him, i have a raccoon thats basically the Cute Maltese Dog Mom Mama Puppy Lover Mother Hearts T-Shirt also I will do this guardian of the house even more so than the dogs, a goat that hates everybody except me, and a bunch of murder snakes and tarantulas besides my other animals like dogs, cats, ducks, chickens,etc. While hes being attacked by my pets I’ll come from behind and hit him on the head with a baseball bat, they will never see it coming. Open the safe easily less than a minute grab my anderson AR pistol chambered in 7.62×39 that is already loaded with hornady black grab a towel i dont care about then smile and wait . Four minutes to decide which gun to use, 30 seconds to load 20 rounds, 10 seconds to adjust the lazy boy, 10 seconds to pop a beer from the fridge, 10 seconds to decide what’s for dinner afterwards. It’s Show Time Well I’ll have a leisurely stretch and then fetch my weapon and ammo and wait near the entrance I suppose. This game would be more fun if I were less prepared I suppose.
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