Cuntmama I love consuming red 40 shirt

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Years ago, when me and my sister and I were teenagers, we wanted to go shopping in a town centre that was about a half-hour drive away. Our mum said she’d take us there, but we had to get the Cuntmama I love consuming red 40 shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this bus back. We finished our shopping and because we were little morons, we couldn’t work out the bus timetable. Instead of asking someone, we called our mum from a payphone to come and pick us up. She drove to where we were, got out of the car, pointed at the timetable, said, “it’s that one,” then got back in the car and drove off. Similar, low stakes story: I was sat near the front a local train when the driver stopped the train, got out of the cab, picked some apples from an tree by the side of the track, got back in and recommenced driving the train like nothing had happened. He filled a white carrier bag.

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Ok I’ll share something that isn’t my story but my brother in law’s. After he left uni after about three weeks there, he decided to try training as a bus driver. Passed all the Cuntmama I love consuming red 40 shirt but I will buy this shirt and I will love this tests and they let him loose on the public in greater London. He’d only been on his route a couple of days when he realised that he was at a roundabout and didn’t have any idea which exit he was supposed to take. I suppose he tuned out and then couldn’t work out which way was up. He went round the roundabout about twenty or thirty times as slowly as he could manage, until he saw a bus with the same number and followed that. Some of the passengers thought it was funny, some said they felt sick. On another occasion, he blanked out and asked the packed bus where he should go next. I’m not sure whether they followed the approved route, they had him stopping at places that weren’t bus stops…. Finally he had an accident on his bus and had to go back to the bus station and report himself. I think it was at that stage he decided that bus driving was not his forte and jumped before he was sacked.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.