CRITBARD CB shirt

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Original artwork, copyright protected

Printing

Printed to order and shipped from the USA

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2–3 business days after your order is placed.

Delivery

5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

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Since I couldn’t have a party, I did the CRITBARD CB shirt but in fact I love this next best thing: I bought a heroic amount of food from Zabar’s, took the solitary train ride back to my apartment, got home, put on my Uggs—an emblem of Jewish American Princess culture I’ve never been able to give up—and rented You’ve Got Mail, losing myself in the oh-so-’90s plot twists as my roommates flitted in and out of the living room (because as a Brooklyn millennial, you’re never truly alone).

CRITBARD CB shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

A devoted You’ve Got Mail fan friend of mine pointed out that I had chosen “the CRITBARD CB shirt but in fact I love this most Christian movie in history” for my solitary Rosh Hashanah viewing party, and she wasn’t wrong—between the heavy Christmas theme and Meg Ryan’s perky blonde shag, the film certainly skews gentile. Nonetheless, I maintain that any film Nora Ephron wrote, directed, produced, or was in any way involved with is inherently a Jewish text on par with Chaim Potok.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.