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Find several heavy objects and my two cans of pepper spray. I have goggles from science experiments in my house too. Spray the Computer Error 404 Ugly Christmas Sweater Not’s Found Snowmans Xmas T-Shirt and I will buy this shit out of him, beat him to death with the heavy objects Hide in my crawlspace. It’s entrance is very very hidden under a work bench in my garage. My home inspector when purchasing the house could not find it at all and had to wait for the previous owner to get home and show him where he could gain access. My house has 2 hatchets, 1 axe, 5 guns, 1 crossbow, 3 mace, 1 chainsaw, tasers, a scary dog, 7 heavy canes, and a kitchen full of knives. I’ll grab all of them and hang out on balcony. I’ll call the cops who will be there quickly in this small town. My neighbors will hear and hopefully help. And I’ll try my hardest to get them over the railing and onto the sidewalk. Oh and I’d tell my roommates to help me too. Grab my loaded shotgun from off my wall, kick the safety off, kick back in a closet and wait for them to come meet my boomstick.
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I would call the Computer Error 404 Ugly Christmas Sweater Not’s Found Snowmans Xmas T-Shirt and I will buy this police, notify a neighbor, load and keep all my firearms, make sure my security cam is working, then camp out in a hiding spot. Go in the basement, set up a shotgun trap on the door with a spare dinner chair and a bungee cord, take a hunting rifle downstairs with me in the unlikely event he dodges it. There is only one way downstairs, I will have field of view standing behind the stairs before they do even if they are armed, and I have some cover behind the generator and fridge if they anticipate this move, but they probably won’t unless they already know what my basement looks like. Flip off the breakers while I’m down there so he can’t see anything. Basement has emergency lights, the rest of the house does not. Leave a halogen flashlight pointed up the stairs from the bottom to blind him if he does get past all that so he’s flying blind. There are small windows I can use to vent any gas-based attack too, and an exhaust fan if it’s particularly bad. It would take most of the five minutes to prepare but it’s approachable. Also bring snacks in case he tries to starve me out. Shouldn’t be too terrible because there’s a chest freezer down there. This would only work because I already have all this stuff on hand.
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| L | 30in | 22in |
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| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
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| 5XL | 35in | 32in |
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| M | 26in | 17in |
| L | 26.5in | 18in |
| XL | 27in | 19.7in |
| 2XL | 27.9in | 21.6in |
| 3XL | 28.5in | 22.7in |
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| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 30in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
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| M | 27in | 22in | 34.5in |
| L | 28in | 24in | 35.5in |
| XL | 29in | 26in | 36.5in |
| 2XL | 30in | 28in | 37.5in |
| 3XL | 31in | 30in | 38.5in |
| 4XL | 32in | 32in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 34in | 33in | 38.5in |
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| S | 27in | 18in |
| M | 28in | 20in |
| L | 29in | 22in |
| XL | 30in | 24in |
| 2XL | 31in | 26in |
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| L | 30in | 23in | 36.5in |
| XL | 31in | 24in | 38in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in | 39.5in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in | 39.5in |
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| M | 28in | 22in | 35.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 36.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 37.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 32in | 30in | 39in |
| 4XL | 33in | 32in | 39.5in |
| 5XL | 34in | 34in | 40in |
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| M | 10-12 | 22.5in | 18in |
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