Choose Your Weapon Guitar Bass Shirt

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Design

Original artwork, copyright protected

Printing

Printed to order and shipped from the USA

Processing

2–3 business days after your order is placed.

Delivery

5–10 business days within the US, 7–15 business days internationally.

Cost

Calculated at checkout from your address and the number of items.

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A tracking number is emailed as soon as your order ships.

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Choose Your Weapon Guitar Bass Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt

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1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.