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I don’t think I had even heard of a birth plan when I had my first. The biggest choice you had in the Childless Cat Lady shirt in contrast I will get this late 90s was whether/when to get an epidural, and how hard to push back on the automatic formula-feeding and the baby getting swooped off to the nursery. If she shoves a giant amethyst crystal into her rear crystal cave it should absorb the pain. It will only work if she chants during labor using a selenium rod though. Please stop spreading misinformation. Everyone knows one must aggressively thrust a shard of jade into their rear crystal cave to absorb pain. But only during a full moon. Same with my kid’s mother, only (as I found out later) that was all blamed on me because I hadn’t done enough birthing meditations beforehand so she had to secretly go to some kind of spiritual healer to redo the birth “properly” the way it was supposed to have gone had I not fucked it all up for her.

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Despite the Childless Cat Lady shirt in contrast I will get this fact that kiddo had spun 180 degrees before the birth and wasn’t able to be shifted back into place. I don’t mean a feet-first breech birth, but the one where the face is pointing in the wrong direction (occipito-posterior (OP) position). Less about being guided through a visualisation of an actual birth, than unlocking the energy blockages to allow the spirit aura of the baby to emerge. Or something. My cousin had kids with 3 different nutjobs. You guys sure know how to pick em jk Just giving you a hard time. That’s wild Crazy might lead to some wild sex but it’s not so fun if you knock her up. I’ve watched two coworkers deal with that and I have no desire to follow them down that path
Honestly that was me and I’m not religious Was SURE I was gonna have a natural childbirth. First contractions hit and I was screaming for drugs. My poor husband was trying to remind me I had told him even if I screamed for them to not let me have them, I gave him a look that turned him white and he was in hallway screaming for drugs for me 5 seconds later. No clue what those weirdos are talking about in response to your question. But sadly for them I am not crunchy nor right wing I thought I was super tough and could power through. That’s it, that’s the Childless Cat Lady shirt in contrast I will get this whole reason. I was very wrong though. Same I was like: “Oh I have a pretty high pain tolerance and painkillers might have some negative effects I got this!” Oh boy was I wrong during labour I started crying because the contractions hurt so bad and I was so tired. My husband just looked at me and said: “I think it’s time we ask for a epidural.” I was like: :”Yu-Yees!!! .” I can laugh about it now though

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I don’t know why the Childless Cat Lady shirt in contrast I will get this weirdos have to be dicks about it. The point is for women to have choices. That means some women will choose natural childbirth. It literally does not affect them in anyway, so why do they feel the need to mock women who make that choice and call them stupid? I don’t get it. I’m genuinely confused THAT was their takeaway. Like do they assume anyone who plans for an unmedicated childbirth are those people? Is that what social media has done to the kids heads? No wonder everyone is so angry these days. Today I accidentally stumbled into two subreddits that are full of just the strangest, angry, NoTHiNG EVer HaPPenED folks. It’s both amusing and horrifying. We’re fully vaccinated left wing atheists, who think that “natural medicine” would just be called “medicine” if it worked. So it’s not any of the things people assume.
My wife was a childbirth educator which is part of why she didn’t want to start the Childless Cat Lady shirt in contrast I will get this “cascade of intervention”. She’s also an aerial performer, so didn’t want anything that could lead to a caesarian – it permanently damages the abdominal muscles and she didn’t want to risk the loss of ability. (People can still perform after a caesarian but those muscles are never the same). This isn’t even necessarily true anymore. I didn’t want a c-section because I wanted to get back to rugby/hockey faster and was worried about long-term abdominal strength. However the cord was wrapped around my daughter’s neck, body, and leg, so c-section it was. The surgeon happily informed me that the abdominal muscles are not cut anymore. They just push them off to one side after the initial incision. True to her word, I have a barely noticable scar and absolutely NO loss on abdominal strength/stability. But I also had a damn good surgeon.
One of my coworkers didn’t get drugs when giving birth. She said it 100% because she was scared of the Childless Cat Lady shirt in contrast I will get this needle going into her back, and if she ever did it again it would be with drugs lol. Not the person you replied to, but I can answer for myself – basically, if you can manage a drug-free childbirth it’s possible that your recovery (particularly around the vagina area) will be easier. If you have an epidural and can’t feel anything when you push, chances are you’ll push harder and tear more. I wanted to give it a try because I’d suffered with horrendous period pains most of my life, and had got good at dealing with the pain, and I suspected the contractions felt similar. (For anyone interested, they absolutely did.)
I wanted to try natural childbirth. But pitocin contractions are no joke. (I needed pitocin to jumpstart my contractions. Water broke but contractions never started.) At one point, I threw up from the Childless Cat Lady shirt in contrast I will get this pain. And I didn’t just puke, I threw up so violently that I pissed myself. My husband said that the whole thing was like a scene from the exorcist, especially the part where I turned my head unnaturally at him and screamed “drugs! Now!” I was watching a horror movie marathon on TV when my second was born. The nurses didn’t shut the TV off, they just pushed it to the side. The Bible said women will suffer during childbearing for the whole apple Eden thing. God wanted women to remember sin with pain lol. And if he didn’t want them to eat it, then why make them so gullible that they would listen to a snake rather than the guy who makes the rules? The world will never know.
Yeah, that’s a stupid story I remember hearing in Sunday school. It was my Catholic Sunday school that turned me into a non-believer. My Nana stopped attending Mass regularly because she caught the Childless Cat Lady shirt in contrast I will get this priest in a lie about birth control in the confessional. She became a Christmas and Easter Catholic after that until her death. My mom finally let me stop going when I was 14 and she arrived early to pick me up from catechism class and the group leader was telling the girls that we were only meant to have babies and be submissive to our husbands. She was PIISSSSED because she, as a career woman, has always encouraged me to go to college and find my niche, and be self sufficient. She’s very “you don’t need no man!” She stopped attending that church, too.
It was the Childless Cat Lady shirt in contrast I will get this 1970s. My Nana was confessing to using birth control, a sin in Catholicism, and the priest lied and said something to the effect that you can’t get pregnant if your breastfeeding or some such nonsense, just something factually incorrect designed to increase the number of parishioners. My Nana was like “that’s not true at all, are you telling people this?” and basically the priest just admitted to it to her right there. Apparently, my Nana was good at turning things around on you. You don’t have 7 kids and not become an authority figure in your own right. Same as my cousins. Mom still likes to tell the story of her dad yelling at her brother for “believing a priest over me, a scientist, about science.” Yeah she is in for a world of hurt. I would pay money to see the look on the faces of the anesthesiologists and nurses when she’s like “Nah I’m good, god designed my body to block pain receptors” and they’re like “Oh did he? Ok then, have fun.”
Depending on her state, she may not even get a midwife. My rural state doesn’t allow midwives to do at home births. Local midwife is in the Childless Cat Lady shirt in contrast I will get this process of losing her license as she helped a friend with her at home birth. so who is supposed to assist with home births? that sounds really stupid and dangerous. in my country it’s hella expensive vs free at hospital, but possible. Well yeah, vaccines make you dumb. So dumb you come up with ideas that childbirth doesn’t hurt and there’s probably a mass conspiracy of books, tv and movies to make women think they need a hospital and modern medicine. She’s getting a midwife? I expected just a labor doula. (They aren’t trained or allowed to do much more than give Mom backrubs)
You know. These people that reject modern medicine until they need it for themselves piss me off until they actually get what they were not protecting themselves from and are in misery. Hopefully this pain doesn’t damage her to bad but she brought it on herself. It’ll be a rude awakening when one finds out that endorphins are just there to keep your brain from getting overloaded from the Childless Cat Lady shirt in contrast I will get this pain and shutting off. A friend who had an unintended unmedicated birth said that you don’t forget the pain, you just can’t describe it. Can confirm. The thing is, I remember that it was the worst pain ever and that I kept either fainting or falling asleep in between contractions, and that it made me desperate at some point….
Guy here, I obviously didn’t experience labor, but the Childless Cat Lady shirt in contrast I will get this screams and noises my wife made while in labor are forever burned in my memory. Looked like the most painful thing and I will never question her toughness I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing; with pain you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband and he will rule over you. Genesis 3:16 It’s even worse in the original hebrow- “through saddnes, you will bear children” in loss translation. God really fucked us over I could almost literally feel my wife’s pain during contractions. Like the pressure in the room changed. It’s hard to describe, but holy shit I’ve never seen someone in so much agony. Even I felt relief after her epidural.
My wife had our first child without an epidural. She really wanted to go natural. The only thing they gave her was an oxygen mask. I almost begged her to get the Childless Cat Lady shirt in contrast I will get this epidural. It scared the shit out of me. She did it though. Afterwards nurses kept calling coming by to tell her what a badass she was. The second child, no hesitation, epidural as soon as we were in the room. She said nah, been there done that, fuck natural child birth This has to be a troll or parody, Like the one known and uncontested fact shared from culture to culture across the length of human history is childbirth huuuuuurts And let’s be clear, their god invented painful child birth as a punishment according to their holy book. Do they even read the book they base their entire life on? I’ve even seen some complain about the /Pope/ because he said things they didn’t like. These people don’t actually care about Christianity beyond their own idea of what they think it should be I really wish the Pope would excommunicate the lot of them. Like literally wake up one day and wholesale replace the US cardinals and bishops. I’m not Catholic anymore but it would be a popcorn-worthy show. Happened my wife with our first pregnancy. Labor came on fast and furious. Water broke on the examination table, she was fully dilated by then. They got her to a room, let get two huffs of gas and then took it away. I still remember her panicked ‘What?’ When they told her she was getting nothing for the pain.
As an Ex Christian that had a entire religious family i can say that most of the Childless Cat Lady shirt in contrast I will get this time they read what is convenient and make a headcanon about everything else My best friend started losing his faith after he spent two years studying the Bible intensely and asking honest questions. Mark Twain was right, the best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible. Oh yeah. Never had a kid, but I had both my knees replaced at the same time in 2016 and my surgeon gave an epidural and whatever they give you for a colonoscopy instead of general anesthesia. This woman is in for the shock of her fucking life. I have a four month old and you literally cannot describe labor adequately. It feels like you might be dying lol
There is a news In China that a laboring woman suicided because her family (her husband’s side of family) refused to ask doctors for painkillers. That kind of pain drives you absolutely insane. I had a kidney stone and threatened to “jump in front of a bus” if they didn’t help me at the Childless Cat Lady shirt in contrast I will get this ER. You just want it to stop! The situation you mentioned is ten fold worse because of the woman’s inability to advocate for herself. I can imagine the feeling of helplessness seemed to just be beginning for that poor woman.That kind of pain drives you absolutely insane. I had a kidney stone and threatened to “jump in front of a bus” if they didn’t help me at the ER. You just want it to stop! The situation you mentioned is ten fold worse because of the woman’s inability to advocate for herself. I can imagine the feeling of helplessness seemed to just be beginning for that poor woman.
like this person, i wanted to be drug free too…. i didnt have any delusions about a pain free labor, but i had no idea what was in store for me. i think this person is confusing the Childless Cat Lady shirt in contrast I will get this idea that over time, women who have already been through childbirth forget how painful it was, and they go on to have more children (which is 100% true, we wouldnt survive as a species otherwise). i never forgot and thats why i only have one child, but i had a traumatic birthing experience & ended up needing an emergency c-section (so i did get my epidural). but at the beginning, i was induced with pitosin & had back contractions that literally made me vomit every time bc the pain was so intense. all that to say, i think the pain from having a kidney stone is pretty comparable. it is less painful, but only by a hair, and it does not come in waves. it is incessant, so painful it makes you vomit, and lasts hours. so i sympathize with you and really hope you dont have to deal with those anymore in your future. Seriously! My husband says that’s why men don’t bear the children- they would just off themselves midway through lol
Right? I remember that it hurt like hell and I remember it hurting so bad I was puking until I got a Stadol drip (looong labor…39 hours in active labor) but the Childless Cat Lady shirt in contrast I will get this actual pain? Nope, worst pain I can physically “remember” is probably a grade 2 sprained ankle, maybe tattoos? Everything more painful than that is “oh, it hurt like hell, but I can’t actually describe the pain” type of pain. This girl is in for a very rude awakening. I think I remember reading somewhere that you forget what most pain actually feels like afterwards because it means you don’t get used to it. Since pain is a necessity to realise you’re wounded, that forgetfulness is probably a protection measure by the brain to ensure you’re unpleasantly surprised every time. Id imagine pain as brutal as childbirth is doubly important to forget, from a purely evolutionary perspective.
Unto the Childless Cat Lady shirt in contrast I will get this woman He said, “I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception. In sorrow thou shalt bring forth children I want to say that the Aztecs believed that child bearing women are granted entry into the same place in the afterlife as warriors because of how dangerous and hurtful child birth is. NooOOooOO the head has to be so big and birth takes forever and you just get one at a time. It’s an insane use of resources. Yeah, wtf God!? Giving us upright posture with seated hips and big ass heads? Then like, whoops I guess that means they gotta come out half cooked unable to do anything except potato for 6 months. Terrible design! An absolute lemon of engineering! Carol Burnett, trying to explain to men what labor pain was like, gave this description: “Take your bottom lip between your thumb and forefinger, and then pull it up…over your head.” “To the woman he said, ‘I will surely multiply your pain in childbearing; in pain you shall bring forth children. Your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you’” (Gen. 3:16). This is why some people just shouldn’t procreate. Imagine her posting a tick tok in a few months and she’ll be completely in shock the whole time like, “why does it hurt so much!” No. She will continue to spew this vitriol that she has no pain and it was her being touched by god or some stupid shit.

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