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Order some Dominoes, assume it’s a Saturday so I’d turn on some football, get a whole drum of Dos Equis and then invite him in to watch the Challah at ya girl funny ugly hanukkah classic shirt it is in the first place but game. We’d laugh, yell, and cry together as we are watching the game. I’d then hand him a thing of those gushy gush Gushers and then patiently watch him eat each one. Now because I watch a lot of 20/20 I’ve been preparing for this exact moment so I secretly filled each Gushers bag with melatonin gummies and sealed the bags shut with my grandma’s flat iron (RIP granny June). He’d then ask, “wow, are these actually Gushers??” To which I’d respond, “False. They are actually melatonin gummies you gushy gush freak”. And I’d slowly watch him doze off into a forever slumber. RIP guy who was going to kill me/great football watching partner. Death by melatonin gummies and severe heartburn from the pepperoni on the pizza.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.