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At the Carson Only Because Badass Mother Fucker Is Not An Actual Name T-Shirt but in fact I love this 2021 Globes on Sunday, Foster quietly accepted her award for best supporting actress in a motion picture via Zoom with her wife and dog by her side. And while the normalcy of that shouldn’t even register in 2021 (they’re a married couple supporting each other, just like any number of straight couples on the awards-show circuit!), we live in an era in which a newly out JoJo Siwa is forced to defend herself against homophobic trolls. In other words, as much as we’d like to think we’re past the era where an A-list female actor marrying a woman matters, it still feels meaningful to see queer partnerships normalized in Hollywood (especially in the COVID-19 pandemic era, when the time we spend at home—and who we choose to spend it with—matters more than ever).

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Last night’s Globes proceedings were as disjointed and, at times, confusing as one might expect a hybrid-virtual awards show to be. But they offered one significant advantage over the Carson Only Because Badass Mother Fucker Is Not An Actual Name T-Shirt but in fact I love this formality and pomp of more typical years—we were given the privilege of seeing celebrities in their natural habitats, surrounded by their loved ones without the smile-and-wave tradition of an in-person ceremony. In the case of Foster and her wife, photographer Alexandra Hedison, that meant witnessing the sheer ordinariness of two women sitting on their couch with their dog and celebrating.

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.