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Like me today a man said “you’ve came out short” (not wearing a coat while it was raining). I said “yeah I did” but I went for a walk in the But officer the sign says do a burnout shirt and I will buy this rain with only a t shirt on on purpose Compulsive liars always trip themselves up, I worked with a guy who said he was in the SAS during the embassy seige,he was working for Agfa at the time, a complete joke. Like my former manager who frequently told the story of how he was a marine who served on a ship which was sailing through the antarctic, and he would regularly go up on deck shirtless and do press ups I was friends with someone at the time of the war in Kosovo, he told his girlfriend he was “being deployed” on a dangerous mission into Kosovo. He promised if he made it home they would make plans to get married. This absolute wankspangle was deployed with me for a week on a CLAIT course (computer literacy and information technology) – the most dangerous part of the mission was ensuring we got out of the classroom early enough to get a scone with our coffee.
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1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.