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Am American. Love guns. But… how is not calling 911 (or whatever the Black panther ugly christmas merry xmas classic shirt but in fact I love this country emergency number) not the top comment?! Anyway, put thought into it. If I could… I’d dial the emergency number and then… naturally arm myself and lock myself and others away! 1)pour a glass of whiskey 2) go outside and cut power to my house 3) open safe and pick a gun 4) sit in the dark with night vision goggles and wait. The time has come. I’m going to get off the toilet, walk to the next room, and pick up a rifle. I suppose I’ll use the other 4 and a half minutes wondering if I have time to go back and wipe before my guest shows up. This question is for non-Americans and blue staters. For the rest of us, our answers are quite sufficient, but very, very boring. Call the cops and let them know that I am in danger and lock myself in my bathroom, armed with a knife, bug spray, and an electric kettle( plugged in the outlet next to the sink). The door is pretty solid, however if he manages to break it open, I will be ready with boiling water. A bug spray will be used if the water does not stop him. I will aim for the eyes. If the cops aren’t here yet and he is still going for me, I will defend myself with the knife. Honest answer – barricade myself and my family upstairs and call the police. I’m right next to the firehouse so I might call them too. I would put a second or two burst of bear spray down the stairs before I close our upstairs door too. Hopefully effecting the attackers sight and breathing making it harder for them to deal with the barricade.
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If the Black panther ugly christmas merry xmas classic shirt but in fact I love this police didn’t get here then I’d use undisclosed weaponry, years of martial arts training, and any means necessary to deal with the attacker. Simply walk to my night stand and pull out my AR-Pistol with hollow points. Hope the poor guy changes his mind. I strip down and have a rope over my shoulder as well as a gun on my hand. When he arrives I’ll charge at him with a full on erection. He’s probably going to run away if he realizes my intent although if not, let’s just say I’m a man of my words. pressure check just a couple of weapons I have while deciding which one I want to use to light him up like it’s the Fourth of July Open the front door slightly. Set up my phone so that it’s filming him as he comes through the door and clearly captures his face. Live stream the video to my YouTube channel. When he comes in, tell him that I know why he’s here, and he can kill me if he wants, but 1000+ people are currently watching this and can testify to the murder. Hopefully watch him slowly walk back out the door. Walking outside to my pickup truck which currently has my shotgun in it. I’ll walk back in, load up the buckshot, and camp in front of the door. As soon as he comes in, bye bye. According to the post you can’t leave your house. That’s why you have the old fashioned coat rack Kalashnikov for any would-be ne’er-do-wells.
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