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I did the Big Jay Kansas Jayhawks Retro Logo Mascot Shirt it is in the first place but same thing in Turkey, I was completely sat down when I realised the steering wheel in front of me. The driver was absolutely wheezing with laughter and kept saying ‘You’ll need to pay extra if you drive.’. This reminds me of a friend’s classic Brit abroad gaffe. On a guided tour of the presidential palace in Chile, the tour guide is taking them around a courtyard or garden and says, “Here we have statues of the former presidents of Chile.” Suddenly, my friend remembers the name of the only Chilean president he knows. “Where’s Pinochet?” Well this comment just sent me right down the rabbit hole cos I’d never heard of Pinochet and now I know all about him. Seems like a bit of a prick. If you want to learn more about Allende and how he was usurped by Pinochet, I just listened to a great podcast on it by the Rest is History!
We’ve been going to Denmark most years for the Big Jay Kansas Jayhawks Retro Logo Mascot Shirt it is in the first place but last decade to see friends. I like to try and pick up some rudimentary language wherever we go so I can at least be polite, for over ten years I have been liberally exclaiming “tak for mad” (pronounced tack for mill) to say thank you very much – Last visit my friends’ teenage daughter, hearing me say this to a woman who was holding a door open for me, asked me what I said and what I thought it meant – I explained – she explained back that the Dane’s have a thankyou phrase you for almost everything and it turns out that “tak for mad” means “thank you for my food” and is specifically said after a meal. I’ve been saying thanks for the food to taxi drivers, people on the checkouts, at amusement parks, people holding doors open, people who’ve given us directions, people who have given way on the pavement, folks on hotel receptions, pretty much anyone at any time…. hundreds and hundreds of people – no wonder they looked at me like I was the eccentric Englishman. All this time I just thought my pronunciation was a bit off. icing on the cake ….my friends admitted they’d noticed a few years ago but thought it was endearing so decided not to tell me
Japan and paper walls in a restaurant. I lent on this paper wall to take my shoes off for a very fancy dining experience…and made a hand shape hole in it! I have a photo to preserve the Big Jay Kansas Jayhawks Retro Logo Mascot Shirt it is in the first place but embarrassment. I had to eat the whole meal/experience red faced while constantly head bowing and saying sorry! On a similar note, wearing my Doc Martens boots in Japan was a mistake because they take forever to put on and take off, so I ended up looking like a numpty every time I went on a restaurant where you weren’t allowed to wear shoes. Literally sat on the floor struggling with my laces while the server politely waited for me. If you see a Japanese person wearing boots, they probably have a zip down the side so they can be easily removed. Also don’t hold out your hand while waiting for change. They always put your change on a plastic tray and you end up looking stupid
I thought I had seen serious looking people on the Big Jay Kansas Jayhawks Retro Logo Mascot Shirt it is in the first place but bus, during as air raid in Ukraine, but they looked positively giddy compared to commuters in Poland. My middle-aged Polish friend has perfected it. She terrifies the new starters at work (especially the cocky young lads), then drops her guard, and she’s one of the funniest people I’ve ever met, delivering savage roasts like. She’s like the mom of the crew. I got bollocking from my Polish GF when walking across a snowy park in Mokotow in Warsaw we came across an old lady walking her little dog and I smiled and said good morning. We don’t usually smile at people in public for no reason, and you get weird looks, but this is usually only in towns. On the other hand, I grew up in a village, and I HAD to say hello or “good day” to everyone I walked by in my village, otherwise I’d be seen as rude. This applied even if I didn’t know that person.
I once got on a tram in Gdansk and sat down, eventually the Big Jay Kansas Jayhawks Retro Logo Mascot Shirt it is in the first place but tram filled up and I offered my seat to an old man who didn’t say anything but continued to stare up at me for the next 10 minutes of my journey. Change? You mean you didn’t get snapped at for not having the exact amount of cash, followed by a haughty slamming of the till and a “I have no coins” I was in a store and saw someone I thought I recognised, he made eye contact with me and smiled so I shook his hand and spoke to him in English I realized it wasn’t the person I thought he was. I then walked off. Twoflower was an optimistic-but-naïve tourist. He often ran into danger, being certain that nothing bad would happen to him, as long as he was not involved. He also believed in the goodness of human nature and that all problems could be resolved if all parties showed good will and cooperated. Rincewind, of course, remained immovably convinced that Twoflower’s IQ was comparable to that of a pigeon. Rincewind described him by saying that if absolute chaos were lightning, Twoflower would be the sort to stand on top of a hill during a lightning storm wearing wet copper armour and yelling “All gods are bastards!”
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Hit me like a bolt from the Big Jay Kansas Jayhawks Retro Logo Mascot Shirt it is in the first place but blue about a month later, I was supposed to tip him! Been 14 years still mortified. Similar happened to me, except I enquired about a kettle to use on the stovetop.In my defence I’d just arrived after a 10 hour flight and was totally frazzled, my bodyclock was still on UK time thinking it was 1am. My friend (sharing a room with me) sleep walked out of the hotel room in Vegas. I awoke to security guys with flash lights gently guiding him in through the door. Apparently he sleep walked with just his boxers on and had to walk ages to reception as didn’t have key card. We’ve never talked about it since. I only knew about the tipping porters stuff from the movie pretty woman where she gets angry at a porter staring at her thinking he’s a sleaze and richarf gere (ironically playing an actual sleaze) explains it to her
I’ve got two and they both happened within the Big Jay Kansas Jayhawks Retro Logo Mascot Shirt it is in the first place but last month. I live in Lima now, and I practice my Spanish on my doormen everyday. It happens to be summer here, beautiful, blistering summer, and I have a dog who is keenly aware of the pee outside/cookie relationship, coupled with the extra water he’s drinking, we’re in and out a lot. Cue me, entering the building, sweat dripping, proudly exclaiming SOY MUCHO CALIENTE! To which they seem to always reply ‘si, calor!’. The other happened in the gelato place, where I asked for a coño of lemon. Cono is cone. Coño Is PUSSY. The lady behind the counter had such a smirk on her face that I googled it straight after leaving. Just learned the word for mosquito bite (picadura). Wanted to impress a hot Spanish teacher but had shit pronunciation and said “Profe, tengo pijadura!” Pijadura in Argentina can be translated as ‘hard cock’. She went bright red and begged me to stop and I just kept repeating it trying to nail the pronunciation. There are various ways to say ‘pork’ in Spanish, e.g. cerdo/chancho, and I go into a butchers to get some and got myself all confused and asked for ‘CONCHA’ which means pussy in in Argentina. “Te pido un poco de concha por favor” – the dude lost his shit, I mean LOST his shit, couldn’t contain himself, went into the back and got his family to come out and laugh at me.
“soy caliente” sounds like you’re trying to say you’re a horny person in general. As in it’s an intrinsic value of your being like you’re some kind of sexual deviant. As I understand it (though I was doing A Level Spanish almost 20 years ago when I learnt this), ‘coño’ translates to ruder than ‘pussy’ and is more like saying the Big Jay Kansas Jayhawks Retro Logo Mascot Shirt it is in the first place but c word in English! My mum’s friend was told somehow that ‘I don’t understand’ in German meant ‘Excuse me please’ in English and she was getting incredibly frustrated on the train when someone wouldn’t move when she was trying to get to the loo. My Spanish teacher’s friend once ordered a ‘penis sandwich’ in a deli in Barcelona because she mispronounced the word for ‘chicken’. She immediately realised her error and was incredibly embarrassed!
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The first new word I learned was perro/dog and when I was getting to know the Big Jay Kansas Jayhawks Retro Logo Mascot Shirt it is in the first place but psychologist at my job she would ramble on, punctuating her sentences with ‘pero’ which means ‘but’ and I was thinking why does this bitch manage to talk about dogs so much in every conversation?! She doesn’t even have one! I just need you to know I laughed so hard I farted in bed and my bf had to leave which made me laugh harder you’ve really made my day When we were staying on a Spanish farm on holiday once the farmer dropped us off a lovely rabbit stew for dinner – my mum who was learning Spanish repeatedly kept saying “Beuno cojones” to him the next day. He grabbed my ice cream and shoved them back on the counter saying they are a complete rip off no one should be paying £25 for a few ice creams
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It was about 35*c, about the Big Jay Kansas Jayhawks Retro Logo Mascot Shirt it is in the first place but same temperature as Turkey, so I thought I’d be on with one application of factor 15. I got so burnt on the first day that I had to spend the next two weeks wearing the only skirt and one very baggy t-shirt I had, as they were the only clothes that didn’t touch my skin. Most annoyingly, what with being a proper grown up adult, I couldn’t blame my parents for letting me get burned (but a baby elephant gave me a hug with its trunk, that made me forget the pain for a while) I’ve always wanted a baby elephant to give me a hug with their trunk. I follow an elephant rescue place on Instagram. They are adorable with their human parents. I was wearing open toe sandals, and the 6 month old would hold each of my toes, one by one with his trunk (the end of their trunks articulate just like fingers on a hand). I read somewhere a while ago that elephants think we are cute (as much as scientists can work out what elephants think, I guess) and that’s why they like us. When I got to meet one, it was a bit too eager. It wandered over to me, which I was delighted about, until it didn’t stop and I ended up pinned against a tree. It went from “it’s so small and cute”, to “it’s small, cute, but it’s still powerful enough to crush me to death and has the mind of a toddler.

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