Be Nice To The Nurse Santa is Watching Nurse Lights Christmas T-Shirt

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Because the Be Nice To The Nurse Santa is Watching Nurse Lights Christmas T-Shirt moreover I will buy this Midwest is depressing af. No mountains, no oceans, too much snow, tornados, humidity, too much corn. The Midwest is, in a word, boring. It’s got some good stuff but the mountains of the West coast are just incredible. Boring? I live in Iowa, and while it may not be perfect I think it’s as close to The Shire you can get. I love it! Not everybody is cut out for cold weather, or stifling humidity. I myself am not cut out for a lack of seasons. I like knowing that the heat will come and the short bitter days will come and the rainy season and the false spring. I like that everywhere is a bit different and that sometimes we literally have tank tops and parkas in the same day. Yeah, damn, who wants to live on the beach am I right? Why do that when you can live near a giant field full of corn where the wind smells like cow shit 70% of the time? Do people still not understand that there are major metropolitan areas in the Midwest? Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Chicago… There’s stuff to do here. Zoos, museums, parks, theater, symphony, yoga with our without goats, concerts, free concerts, bubble bus, restaurants, climbing gyms, zip lines, activism, dance troupes, sportsballs, sportseggs, cold sports, gay bars, drag shows, paint ball, laser tag, gardening events, cultural festivals, hiking, swimming, boating, floating, bonfires, hunting, fishing, camps, jobs, art classes, coding camps, caving, horseback riding, conservation centers, and green houses. All of those are available within 12 miles of where I’m sitting in Missouri right now. (In a $280k 4-bedroom house on a ¼acre lot. )

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It’s like regular yoga but you do it at a farm and there’s adorable little goats around and sometimes they stand on you while you’re in your asanas. I keep reading how rent for a 4 bedroom house can be $2000+ a month or higher in the Be Nice To The Nurse Santa is Watching Nurse Lights Christmas T-Shirt moreover I will buy this midwest. I hope that is not true, but I’ve read several people say it. Meanwhile, the average CEO pay is 400x the average worker’s pay. $130K is one day’s pay (or less) for many CEOs and executives. Their children don’t have to work at all will still make 10x more off interest from trust funds and the their federal tax rate is significantly less than what the middle class pays. 130k in the northeast is plenty…I own a house, a car, have fun money, eat whatever food, and save. In NJ outside of NYC

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem. 2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way. 3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem.